Buzzfeed has compiled a guide to what your Disney man crush says about your dating life. We hate to admit it, but some of this stuff rings pretty true. Here are five examples (for the full list, check out the link):
Prince Charming, Cinderella. So basic. He doesn’t even have a real name. And he can’t recognize Cinderella without the shoe, so he was probably drunk when he met her. You love frat bros.
Kristoff, Frozen. You’re into introverted nerds with a soft side for animals. Not too shabby.
Aladdin, Aladdin. You like the types of guys who were never super popular or A-students in high school, but know how to make you laugh and show you a good time.
Prince Eric, The Little Mermaid. You’re into the most basic beautiful men with light eyes and dark hair, and you think conversations are overrated.
Beast/ Prince Adam, Beauty and the Beast. You like moody, well-read individuals and always want to “help” them tame their inner beast. Good luck with that.
The good news for Justin Bieber: He isn't going to jail. The 20-year-old pop star agreed on Wednesday to complete five days of community service and an anger management program after allegedly egging his neighbor's house. Bieber's lawyer appeared in court yesterday and pled no contest to misdemeanor vandalism on behalf of his client. The Biebs was also ordered to pay $80,900 in restitution to the neighbors whose house he egged and stay away from them for two years. In a statement issued to Entertainment Tonight, Bieber's team said, "Justin is glad to get this matter resolved and behind him. He will continue to move forward focusing on his career and his music."
Stacy Dash has slammed Kanye West for having the audacity to compare getting his photo taken by paparazzi to being raped. The Clueless star, who starred in West's 2004 music video "All Falls Down," did not go easy on the rapper during an appearance on FOX News' Outnumbered. "For Kanye to say, 'rape,' maybe he needs to spend some time on Rikers Island," she said, referring to the famous New York prison. "You know, go to Rikers for a little while. And then he’ll know what rape is." She dismissively added, "I don’t get celebrities not understanding that the paparazzi are doing their job." Queu Kanye's response in three, two...
Miley Cyrus is allegedly dating Mike Will Made-It, one of the producers who worked on her Bangerz album. "Everybody in her circle knows they've been together this whole time," a source close to Cyrus tells Us Weekly. Meanwhile, another source dishes that the two are “pretty serious” and that they make sure to “talk and text all day, every day.” The pair apparently started seeing each other shortly after Cyrus and her fiance Liam Hemsworth split in September 2013. A witness adds that the “Wrecking Ball” singer and her producer were "all over each other" at a BET Awards bash on June 28.
Meow! Elisabeth Hasselbeck didn't hold back when she called into Wednesday's FOX and Friends to give her take on reports that Rosie O'Donnell is officially returning to The View. "What could ruin a vacation more than to hear news like this?" she complained. "Talk about not securing the border. Here comes to The View the very woman who spit in the face of our military, spit in the face of her own network, and really in the face of a person who stood by her and had civilized debates for the time that she was there." In response to Elisabeth's tirade, Rosie tweeted just one word: "Shocking."
On last night's episode of The Tonight Show, Kelly Ripa and Jimmy Fallon went against each other in a new segment called Pop Quiz. Each contestant had to answer pop culture questions -- while donning pointy dunce caps and and sitting under four-gallon water balloons. If they gave the correct response, their opponent was lifted higher and brought closer to popping the balloon above them. If they gave the wrong answer, they themselves suffered the same fate. After an intense battle, Fallon ended up getting drenched.
PRIME TIME TV
Big Brother on CBS (A house guest is evicted; the head of household competition)
Last Comic Standing on NBC (Talk-show host Ellen DeGeneres puts the comics to the test; comic Wanda Sykes teaches the comics how to shine during interviews)
Hell's Kitchen on Fox (The remaining contestants use leftovers to create a dish; Better Homes & Gardens Editor Laurie Buckle chooses which dish will be featured in the magazine; the contestants face elimination)
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo on TLC (The family spends little time together without Anna and Kaitlyn around. Alana hopes their love for food will reunite them, but after game night and pottery painting fall short the family's last hope lies in the mud. Sugar Bear uses a metal detector to search for riches in the yard with Alana; Anna's dreams of a flashy wedding come to an end when June joins the couple to a possible venue.)
Leah Remini: It's All Relative on TLC (Leah and Angelo throw a party for friends who stuck by them since leaving the Church of Scientology; the two do not see eye to eye on getting rid of Sofia's swing-set)
LATE NIGHT TV
David Letterman: Michael Douglas, Paul Morrissey, Kiesza
Jimmy Fallon: Dana Carvey, Hailee Steinfeld, MAGIC!
Jimmy Kimmel: Roseanne Barr, Eric Dane, Tech N9NE (R 6/24/14)
Craig Ferguson: Carl Reiner, Valerie Azlynn
Seth Meyers: Keri Russell, Kevin Millar, Sean Casey, Michelle Wolf
Daily Show: Pre-empted
Colbert Report: Pre-empted
Chelsea Lately: Melissa McCarthy, Jeff Wild, Loni Love, Brad Wollack (R 7/2/14)
Conan O'Brien: Lisa Kudrow, George R.R. Martin, Wild Cub (R 5/13/14)