Move over, Kanye West: There's another celebrity egomaniac who wants to unleash her wrath on the Internet.Lady Gaga took to her LittleMonsters website Sunday to sound off about her delayed "Do What You Want" video. "Those who have betrayed me gravely mismanaged my time and health," she said, presumably referencing her former inner circle, including her ex-manager. She then begged fans, "Please forgive me that I did not foresee this coming... Let me be for you the Goddess that I know I truly am, let me show you the visions that have been in my mind for two years. I love you. Forgive me monsters." Overboard, much?
Jay Z proved himself to be a family man at his concert in Greensboro, North Carolina this weekend when he made one 12-year-old boy's dream come true. The boy was holding a sign reading "Can I rap for you?" that caught Jay's attention. Hova invited the young man on stage and gave him the mic to perform a verse of his Kanye West collaboration, "Clique." Jay Z even stepped in and told the boy to skip the line about the "drug-dealing cousin." The boy wasn't starstruck at all -- after he finished and gave his idol a big hug, he asked, "Can I meet you backstage?" The big-hearted Jay Z said yes to that, too.
Charlie Sheen took a shot at his Two and a Half Men replacement Ashton Kutcher on Twitter. Sheen addressed the tweet to his former co-star Jon Cryer, writing, "hey Jon!!! u r a GENIUS!!! I effin love and MISS YOU old pal! Q; who's your lame side-kik?" He added "#NiceTryCanonBoy." (Kutcher was once the spokesman for Nikon, not Canon). He later offered some very half-hearted apologies, tweeting, "hey Ashton sorry bro all good. now quit barfing on my old brilliant show," and later, "hey relax everyone! ... oh and Jon I'm so sorry I insulted your sidekik I meant REALLY lame." Maybe put down the bottle now, Charlie.
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