For all of those people out there who want to give the Gwyneth Paltrow way, the actress has released a holiday gift guide on her blog Goop. And it's just as pretentious as you'd expect. Her recommendations include a $232 Debossed Sloane Stationery leather notebook, a $531 pair of pajamas and a $1,603 gold "paperclip necklace" by Hillier. For a stocking stuffer, Gwyneth recommends a $258 set of playing cards by luxe design house Hermès Paris. She also shares that her daughter Apple wants an iPod 5 ($229-$399), plus a $50 water-proof case so she can take it in the pool. To get everything on Gwyneth's out-of-touch list, you'll have to cough up $23,000.
Forget the internet and MTV -- Kanye West has chosen to premiere his new music video for "Bound 2" on The Ellen DeGeneres Show tomorrow, November 19. Hold your breath, because Ellen's website teases that the video "may or may not feature his stunning and curvalicious fiancée Kim Kardashian." We're just surprised the video's been deemed appropriate enough for daytime television.
At this weekend's American Music Awards, Rihanna will be presented with the show's first ever AMA Icon Award. AMA executive producer Larry Klein says, "The first-ever Icon Award was created to honor an artist whose body of work has made a profound influence over pop music on a global level. Rihanna’s iconic and innovative sound has enabled her to become one of the most influential and best-selling artists of all time.” Rihanna is also set to perform at the show.
PRIME TIME TV Dancing With the Stars on ABC (Guest judge Maksim Chmerkovskiy; the couples perform to two different versions of the same song; Kerli performs; Noah Guthrie performs; the couples face elimination)
How I Met Your Mother on CBS (Barney concocts a plan when his father (John Lithgow) arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up)
Mike & Molly on CBS (Molly goes to the funeral home where Victoria works to research her novel; Mike looks at Molly's writing)
The Voice on NBC (The top 10 artists perform)
Sleepy Hollow on NBC (Ichabod, Abbie, Capt. Irving and Jenny Mills unite against the Headless Horseman; information about the Horseman's motive shocks Ichabod)
NFL Football on ESPN (New England Patriots at Carolina Panthers)
Teen Mom 3 on MTV (Katie shares news about her relationship with Joey; Briana confronts Devoin)
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on Bravo (Carlton hosts the ladies for lunch in her Gothic mansion; Lisa is teased by her friends; Kyle upsets Carlton by asking too many questions)
LATE NIGHT TV David Letterman: Vince Vaughn, 2013 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Champion, Luscious Jackson Jay Leno: Whoopi Goldberg, TOTEM from Cirque de Soleil Jimmy Kimmel: Barbara Walters, Josh Gad, Fall Out Boy Jimmy Fallon: Bill Cosby, Brad Whitford Carson Daly: "The Wes Anderson Collection", St. Lucia, Adam Richmond Daily Show: Elizabeth Olsen Colbert Report: Steve McQueen Chelsea Lately: Jeffrey Wright, Michael Yo, Jen Kirkman, Ross Mathews Conan O'Brien: Eric Stonestreet, David Morrissey, Reggie Watts