Kanye West went on a Twitter rampage against Jimmy Kimmel after the talk show host skewered the rapper's recent interview with Radio 1's Zane Lowe, in which he declared himself "the number one rock star on the planet." West posted a number of angry tweets, including, "JIMMY KIMMEL IS OUT OF LINE TO TRY AND SPOOF IN ANY WAY THE FIRST PIECE OF HONEST MEDIA IN YEARS." Then, referencing Kimmel's comedian ex-girlfriend, he wrote, "SARAH SILVERMAN IS A THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER THAN YOU AND THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS IT!!!" He also tweeted an image comparing Kimmel's face to SpongeBob SquarePants. See the spoof Jimmy did above.
O.J. Simpson has reportedly been busted stealing cookies from his prison cafeteria. Guards caught the former football star and acquitted murderer, who is serving a 33-year sentence for armed robbery, attempting to smuggle more than a dozen oatmeal cookies under his shirt. Upon being caught by a guard and patted down, “O.J. just stood there with a goofy grin on his face as the guard kept digging inside his shirt and throwing the cookies on the floor," said a source. Simpson was then let go with a warning. Had he made away with his loot, Simpson would be chowing down against strict orders, as doctors have ordered the diabetic former athlete to lay off the sweets.
Ron Howard's Rush races into theaters today, starring Chris Hemsworth as Formula 1 racer James Hunt .Meanwhile, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is earning early raves Don Jon, a comedy starring himself as a porn addict. For music fans, Metallica Through the Never tells the story of a young roadie working for the legendary metal band and features 3D live performance footage. And for kids, there's Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2, which continues the adventurous tale of inventor Flint Lockwood.
Saturday Night Live on NBC (Host Tina Fey; Arcade Fire performs)
Sunday-The Amazing Race on CBS (The teams head to their first destination, Iquique, Chile, where one competitor faces a fear of heights) Sunday Night NFL Football On NBC: New England Patriots at Atlanta Falcons The Simpsons on Fox (Lisa gets help from the FBI when she suspects something bad has happened to Homer) Family Guy on Fox (Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize) Breaking Bad FINALE on AMC Keeping Up With the Kardashians on E! (Kourtney and Khloe can't believe that Kim doesn't want a baby shower; Kris and Kylie plot to get rid of Bruce's gun; Khloe gets self-conscious about her body.)