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Posts from October 2013

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Katy Perry gushes about her boyfriend John Mayer (yet again) in the new issue of Entertainment Weekly. The pop star, 29, says that she and the singer-songwriter, 36, took it slow and wrote letters to each other before they began dating. She says that their blossoming relationship inspired the song "Legendary Lovers" on her new album Prism. "I actually wrote it in an email one time, and after I wrote it I looked... and seeing 'legendary lovers,' it sounded so nice," she reveals. The track features lyrics like, "Never knew karma could be so rewarding and bring me to your life/ Maybe this is the beginning of something so magical tonight." Don't break her heart, John!

Adam Lambert is joining the cast of Glee, starting with next week's new episode on November 7. In the episode, he'll cover Lady Gaga's "Marry the Night," and he's shared the full version of his killer cover. The pop star tweeted yesterday, "Got a surprise for ya: check out my version of @ladygaga's Marry the Night from my upcoming debut on @GLEEonFOX!" Glambert will be playing a character named Elliott Starchild who auditions for Kurt's band. 

Baby mama drama! Pauly D is now a father, and is excited about it. But the mother of his daughter doesn't want him around! Amabella is already 5 months old and her mom does NOT want him to visit their daughter…. specifically if he's going to be unsupervised. This news was prompted after Pauly's lawyer sent a letter to Amanda Markert's attorney, asking for 2 weeks of visitation. Amanda's attorney shot it down, saying he can't see the baby unsupervised for that period of time.  Here's what his rep said: "Paul and his entire family are eager to meet and spend time with Paul’s daughter. Paul has been requesting visitation for quite some time now, but his requests have either gone unresponded to or denied. He and his family are committed to being a significant part of his daughter’s life and are excited to make that a reality. "

Grey's Anatomy on ABC (Costumed patients create a challenge for the doctors; Derek and Ben work on a new surgical technique; Richard asks a resident to perform his next surgery, angering Bailey)
The Crazy Ones on CBS (Sydney learns that her high school crush is nominated for a prestigious award -- in direct competition with her father)
SNL Halloween on NBC
The Michael J. Fox Show on NBC (When Mike and Annie go away for a charity golf tournament, Ian and Eve rent out the apartment to make some money; Leigh and Graham have a date night)
Sean Saves the World on NBC (Sean pretends he has an injury to avoid pairing up with Lorna in a ballroom dance competition)
The Vampire Diaries on The CW (Damon and Elena attend the Whitmore historical ball; Caroline's happiness turns to heartbreak; Nadia shares her history with Katherine)
Anger Management on FX (Charlie gets a new patient in his therapy group who believes he's the devil)
Project Runway All Stars on Lifetime (The designers must use arachnids and insects in the American Museum of Natural History as inspiration for creating avant-garde looks)
NFL Football on NFL Net (Cincinnati Bengals at Miami Dolphins)

David Letterman: Harrison Ford, Halloween costumes, Holy Ghost!
Jay Leno: Matthew McConaughey, Eli Roth, the Fray
Jimmy Kimmel: Mindy Kaling, Rob Zombie
Craig Ferguson: Ben Kingsley, Anne Rice
Jimmy Fallon: Kerry Washington, Jason Schwartzman, Flynn McGarry, Amel Larrieux
Carson Daly: Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Pierce the Veil
Conan O'Brien: Rachel McAdams, Norman Reedus
 Arsenio Hall: Halloween Show
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Chris Brown has voluntarily entered a rehab facility. The singer's spokesperson tells E! Online, "His goal is to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and his career from a healthier vantage point." The news comes just days after the perpetually troubled Brown was arrested and charged with felony assault after attacking a man in Washington, D.C.

Lady Gaga performed on the UK version of The X Factor on Sunday and then tried to end her feud with Kelly Osbourne by giving her mom Sharon, who judges the show, a cake for her.
Kelly Tweeted:
''Not to be ungrateful but why would you send me a birthday cake via my MOTHER in a country half the would away? #JustSendItToME #LoveNotWar
You are so far behind you think you are first! / I live for a #Cause not for the #Applause!!!!!!!
''I like desert, but i prefer the truth... it's sweeter / 'Let them eat cake' #MarieAntoinette (sic)''.
Gaga responded: ''Monsters, please just focus on the positive of tonight's performance and do not send any hateful messages. I don't support it. #SpreadLove''
** UPDATE **
Kelly Tweeted: "@ladygaga I acted like a child last night. Just not into publicity stunts call me & we will end this like adults I dont want 2 (to) fight anymore."

Nashville on ABC (Rayna sets the record straight during an interview with Robin Roberts; Juliette runs into Charlie Wentworth; Scarlett turns to Avery for advice on the changes to her life)
Survivor on CBS (A contestant is put on the spot by an ultimatum; a contestant may be undermined by her honesty)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation on CBS (A homeless man is murdered after having winning streak at a small casino)
2013 World Series on Fox (St. Louis Cardinals at Boston Red Sox ... Game 6. From Fenway Park in Boston)
South Park on Comedy Central (Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty. Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba)
American Horror Story: Coven on FX (Fiona's choices rattle a decades-long truce between the Salem witches and Marie Laveau; the Council of Witchcraft pays a surprise visit to the academy with disturbing allegations)
Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life on MTV (Ke$ha promotes her new album on a large tour, and performs ``Supernatural'' for the first time)
WWE Main Event on ION (Hell in a Cell PPV results)
American Humane Association Hero Dog Awards 2013 on Hallmark (The awards honor canine finalists for their remarkable devotion, bravery and companionship and celebrates the powerful relationship between dogs and people)

David Letterman: Will Arnett, Clive Davis, the Avett Brothers
Jay Leno: Kim Kardashian, Abigail Breslin, Two Door Cinema Club
Jimmy Kimmel: Ben Kingsley, Rob Delaney, No No No
Craig Ferguson: Drew Carey, Pamela Silva
Jimmy Fallon: Aziz Ansari, Minka Kelly, the Weekend
Carson Daly: Marlo Meekins, Purity Ring, Powerplant Choppers
Tavis Smiley: J.J. Abrams
Daily Show: Diane Ravitch
Colbert Report: Jack Andraka
Chelsea Lately: Kate Bosworth, Michael Polish, John Caparulo, Jen Kirkman, Greg Proops
Conan O'Brien: Johnny Knoxville, Casey Wilson, Queens of the Stone Age
Totally Biased: Penn Jillette
Arsenio Hall: Naya Rivera, Tommy Davidson, Raheem Devaughn
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R Kelly fans in Louisiana are demanding refunds after claiming that an impersonator appeared in place of the R&B singer at a concert this weekend. The singer, who is due to release his new album Black Panties later this year, was scheduled to appear at the Monroe Civic Centre on Saturday night . However, fans say the man who finally performed at 1 a.m. was not R Kelly, but a poorly conceived doppelganger who was seen at a nearby restaurant early the next morning.

After a year full of confirmations, denials and hold-ups, the latest news concerning the film adaptation of HBO series Entourage is that it's "a go." Doug Ellin, the show creator and director, tweeted a photo of the cast on Monday with the words, "It's a go. love you all." Meanwhile, Jerry Ferrara -- otherwise known as Turtle on the series -- echoed Ellin's sentiments, tweeting, "I am proud to announce the #Entourage movie is officially a GO! Have to thank @wbpictures and @HBO for all the support to make this happen!"

Meryl Streep, Cameron Diaz and Milla Jovovich may star in a female version of The Expendables called 'ExpendaBelles'. Producer Avi Lerner tells Standart News, ''There will be battles, special and visual effects and stunts - the spectacle will be equivalent to what Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Statham, Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson and Jean Claude Van Damme have done ... Two excellent screenwriters are already working on the picture. Now we are in search of a female director''.

R.I.P.D., Monsters University, Byzantium, Coming Home For Christmas, Bounty Killer and Free Samples are all out on DVD today
NCIS on CBS (The Coast Guard Investigative Service works with the NCIS team when an explosion occurs on an oil rig; a mysterious prankster targets the team)
NCIS: Los Angeles on CBS (When a 15-year-old hacker compromises missions, Callen goes under cover at a prestigious high school)
The Biggest Loser on NBC (The contestants must get creative when they are only able to use gym equipment they win in an auction; a player opens up about her difficult childhood; the contestants talk to their loved ones)
The Voice on NBC (The artists choose a song to perform as the knockout rounds continue)
The X Factor on Fox (Hopefuls perform for the judges; the judges announce the Top 12)
Sons of Anarchy on FX (Pressure mounts on Jax as the sins of his club and family pull him in different directions)
Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition on Lifetime (The theme of the week is ``Nightmares''; one mother tries to sabotage another with dance assignments; some of the dancers begin to turn on their mothers)
Snooki & JWOWW on MTV (Jenni tries to train the dogs to become service animals; Snooki and Jionni leave the LaValle basement)
Criss Angel BeLIEve on Spike (Criss attempts to revive the dead; Criss makes strangers believe in the power of voodoo)

David Letterman: Rob Lowe, the 2013 Indy Car champion, Alan Jackson
Jay Leno: Savannah Guthrie, Mark Cuban, Kodaline
Jimmy Kimmel: Jennifer Garner, David Arquette, Arcade Fire
Craig Ferguson: Alyssa Milano, Lawrence Block
Jimmy Fallon: Kate Bosworth, Tim Conway, Chromeo
Colbert Report: Billy Collins
Chelsea Lately: Casey Wilson, Chris Franjola, Annie Lederman, Ross Mathews
Conan O'Brien: Queen Latifah, Asa Butterfield
Arsenio Hall: Beau Bridges, Priyanka Chopra, the Wayne Shorter Quartet featuring Esperanza

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Chris Brown is in trouble. Again. The singer, 24, was arrested for a felony assault in Washington D.C. on Sunday. Brown and bodyguard Christopher Hollosy were allegedly involved in an altercation with another man outside the W Hotel at 4:25 a.m. The victim tells TMZ that he photobombed Brown and two female fans who were getting a picture taken together. Brown was upset and then punched the photobomber who was taken to a hospital to be evaluated but has since been released. Both Brown and Hollosy will be detained until Monday when they have a court appearance. 
Julianne Hough has apologized for dressing up in blackface at a Halloween party Friday night. The 25-year-old triggered controversy after she showed up at the Beverly Hills bash as "Crazy Eyes," a character played by Uzo Aduba in the hit Netflix drama Orange Is the New Black. Hough covered her face in dark makeup and wore an orange jumpsuit and prison ID with the words "Crazy Eyes." After uproar began on the Internet over her costume choice, Hough quickly took to Twitter and wrote, "It certainly was never my intention to be disrespectful or demeaning to anyone in any way. I realize my costume hurt and offended people and I truly apologize."

Britney Spears' music is being used to scare off Somali pirates. Merchant Navy Officer Rachel Owens tells Metro UK that 'Oops! I Did It Again' and 'Baby One More Time' are the most effective tracks. ''Her songs were chosen by the security team because they thought the pirates would hate them most. These guys can’t stand Western culture or music, making Britney’s hits perfect. It’s so effective the ship’s security rarely needs to resort to firing guns. As soon as the pirates get a blast of Britney, they move on as quickly as they can.''

Dancing With the Stars on ABC (An opening number by Emmy Nominated choreographer Mandy Moore; the couples perform a style of dance they have not previously attempted; the couples face elimination)
How I Met Your Mother on CBS (Marshall asks the gang to help remove an upsetting text message from Lily's phone before she sees it)
The Voice on NBC (The artists choose songs to perform as the knockout rounds begin)
2013 World Series on Fox (Boston Red Sox at St. Louis Cardinals .. Game 5. From Busch Stadium in St. Louis)
The Real Housewives of Miami on Bravo (Lisa is determined to get Lea and Adriana back together; Joanna is becoming stressed and takes it out on Lisa; Adriana and Lea meet to try to settle their issues)
Tori Spelling on E! (Tori Spelling dishes about going from riches to rags, finding her soul mate and navigating the press along the way)
NFL Football on ESPN (Seattle Seahawks at St. Louis Rams)
WWE Monday Night RAW on USA (Hell in a Cell PPV results. Who is the new WWE Champion?)
David Letterman: Charles Barkley, Lindsey Vonn, King Krule
Jay Leno: Adam Levine, Ali Wentworth, Steve Nieve with Elvis Costello
Jimmy Kimmel: Dax Shepard, Kelly Rowland, Smallpools
Craig Ferguson: Katey Sagal, Richard Curtis
Jimmy Fallon: Hugh Laurie, Celine Dion
Daily Show: Nick Offerman
Colbert Report: Orlando Bloom
Chelsea Lately: Julian Lennon, Ian Karmel, Claire Titelman, Thomas Dale
Conan O'Brien: Steven Wright
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Spoiled brat attack! People is reporting that 16-year-old Kylie Jenner threw a tantrum at a swank Beverly Hills hotel last week when they refused to serve her and her friends, including Jaden Smith, alcohol. "Do you know who I am?” Kylie allegedly asked the employee. When they refused to budge, Kylie proceeded to exit the bar in true diva fashion saying the place was “not worth her time” and that it was "f**king lame." A source says, "She was a complete nightmare. She started out really nice. But when she didn’t get what she wanted, it was like someone flipped a switch." Maybe she's on edge because Kanye West is about to become her brother-in-law?

Katharine McPhee is "embarrassed" after photos emerged of her kissing her former Smash director Michael Morris. The former American Idol contestant, 29, is currently married to 47-year-old producer Nick Cokas. Morris has three young daughters with his wife Mary McCormack, who is said to have thrown him out of the family home last weekend after the images emerged online. Sources say that McPhee and her husband have been separated for six months and are currently living apart. However, a friend of the brunette beauty tells Us Magazine, "She is so embarrassed she was caught. She should have known better!" 

Carrie Underwood is following in the footsteps of Tim McGraw and Taylor Swift and getting her own comic book. Bluewater Productions will release FAME: The Carrie Underwood Story on November 13. The comic's press release reads, "What happens when a small town girl will stop at nothing to follow her dreams? Carrie Underwood is what happens." It also makes the audacious claim that Underwood is "the top female performer of our era."

After four seasons, Family Guy spinoff The Cleveland Show was cancelled earlier this year. But fans of Cleveland Brown shouldn't despair -- the lovable dope will be returning to Quahog in an episode that will air sometime next spring. Family Guy executive producer Steve Callaghan reveals that Cleveland will be bringing his whole Stoolbend family -- Donna, Roberta, Rallo, and Cleveland Jr. -- back to his old house on Spooner Street in an episode titled "He's Bla-ack." Callaghan says that ensuing episodes involving Cleveland's readjustment to Quahog are already being planned as well.

Out in theaters this weekend is, Bad Grandpa, it stars Johnny Knoxville as an 86-year-old man taking his 8-year-old grandson on a hilarious and unforgettable road trip The Counselor features an all-star cast and tells the story of a lawyer's descent into the criminal underworld.
Shark Tank on ABC (An entrepreneur accepts an unprecedented deal; a Halloween attraction; a product to help people communicate their feelings)
Undercover Boss on CBS (Menchie's frozen yogurt franchise CEO Amit Kleinberger goes under cover at a dairy farm and a kids birthday party)
Dracula on NBC (Alan Grayson becomes drawn to a woman who looks like his dead former love, while her fiance, Harker, worries about his ability to give her the life she deserves)
MasterChef on Fox (The kids split into two teams and take over a fine dining restaurant in Los Angeles where feedback from the diners and the head chef will decide the winning team)
The Carrie Diaries on The CW (After being betrayed by her boyfriend and her best friend, Carrie vows to make the most of her summer while she is living in Manhattan with Walt; Tom finds out about Dorrit's boyfriend)
Saturday October 26, 2013
ABC Saturday Night College Football (Penn State at Ohio State)
2013 World Series on Fox (Boston Red Sox at St. Louis Cardinals ... Game 3. From Busch Stadium in St. Louis)
The Graham Norton Show on BBCA (Musician Sir Paul McCartney; actress Natalie Portman; singer Katy Perry; actor James Corden; actor Chris Hemsworth)
HBO New Movie of the Week: Cloud Atlas ... Starring: Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, Jim Broadbent, Hugo Weaving. With the consequences of their actions, individuals impact one another's lives throughout the past, present and future. Based on the novel by David Mitchell.
Saturday Night Live on NBC (Host Edward Norton; Janelle Monáe performs)
Sunday October 27, 2013
NASCAR Sprint Cup on ESPN (Goody's Headache Relief Shot 500 .. From Martinsville Speedway in Martinsville, Va.)
The Amazing Race on CBS (The racers try to keep up during a polka challenge in Gdansk, Poland; teams are impacted by a double U-turn)
Sunday Night NFL Football on NBC (Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings)
2013 World Series on Fox (Boston Red Sox at St. Louis Cardinals ... Game 4. From Busch Stadium in St. Louis)
The Walking Dead on AMC (A group leaves the prison to search for supplies; the remaining members of the group deal with recent losses.)
Keeping Up With the Kardashians on E! (Kim needs to deliver earlier than planned; Kris prepares for her new granddaughter; Brody gives Bruce advice; Khloe tries to make peace)
Boardwalk Empire on HBO (Nucky's shipment from Florida contains unexpected cargo; Agent Knox uncovers new information on the Thompsons; Willie reconsiders his recent life choices; Chalky challenges Valentin Narcisse)
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File this one under slightly creepy -- In a recent interview, Katy Perry confessed to asking for some very personal keepsakes from a couple of her fellow pop stars. ''One of the first times I went to the Grammys, I got to share a dressing room with Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift," she recalls. "And I asked for a lock of their hair from each one of them, which is totally creepy, but awesome.'' Perry says she put little bows around each lock and kept them in her purse. She says, "That was my little secret. I'm a freak!'' Wonder if John Mayer's ever stumbled across that lock of Taylor Swift's hair...
Showbiz Spy and the National Enquirer claim Brad Pitt and Shia LaBeouf recently scrapped on the set of their new WWII movie. A source tells the sites, ''Shia became a bit too intrigued by the machine guns in the tank’s turrets and started firing the guns wildly between scenes. The guns were loaded with blanks, not real bullets, but Brad was NOT happy with Shia goofing around. He tapped him on the shoulder, meaning to caution him, but Shia whipped the gun turret around and hit Brad smack in the face with the hot barrel! Brad, livid, yelled, ‘Quit f****** around!’ Everyone froze, but Shia started laughing — and Brad just snapped! He lunged – and crew members literally had to pull him off the jerk. Shia yelled, ‘Hey, man, what’s your problem?’ Bellowed Brad, ‘I have 5-year-olds more mature than you!’ Later, they both returned, and Shia – looking very sheepish – turned to Brad and asked: ‘Are we good?’ They shook hands and we’re happy to report there’ve been no further altercations!”

Entertainmentwise claims Tom Hardy, who played Bain in The Dark Knight Rises, has been cast as Elton John in Rocketman. A press release reads: “Tom Hardy will star as Elton John in Rocket Pictures’ Rocketman, and Focus Features has come aboard to give the film a major U.S. release, producers announced today. Much like the man himself, Rocketman is a larger-than-life movie musical spectacle that tells the story of a child prodigy turned music legend. Elton will re-record many of his iconic hits to parallel the emotional beats of the film that will have audiences on their feet, singing along to his much loved music. The film is scheduled to shoot in fall 2014.”

Grey's Anatomy on ABC (Callie and Derek collaborate on a brain mapping project; Meredith thinks about continuing her mom's research; Shane's guilt persists)
The Big Bang Theory on CBS (Sheldon's latest scientific breakthrough leaves him feeling like a fraud; a romantic gesture between Howard and Bernadette causes Penny to up her game with Leonard)
The Crazy Ones on CBS (Sydney, Zach and Simon compete for the attention of a worldly client)
Two and a Half Men on CBS (Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career)
The Michael J. Fox Show on NBC (Annie wants Mike to be more of a team player; when Leigh adopts a puppy, the responsibility falls to Eve; Ian tries to talk Graham into switching rooms)
2013 World Series on Fox (St. Louis Cardinals at Boston Red Sox .. Game 2. From Fenway Park in Boston)
The Vampire Diaries on The CW (Elena and Damon try to help Stefan through a confusing time, as the residents of Mystic Falls honor the dead; Caroline tries to get acquainted with Jesse; Jeremy makes a confession)
Project Runway All Stars on Lifetime (The designers must create a fashion-forward, punk look inspired by singer Debbie Harry)
iMPACT Wrestling on Spike (Fallout from Bound for Glory)
NFL Football on NFL Net (Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers)
Anger Management on FX (Charlie receives an unusual payment when he brings a pimp into his therapy group; Sean and Michael get into a racial dating mishap)
Jay Leno: Emma Roberts, Dave Salmoni, Diane Birch
Jimmy Kimmel: Lisa Kudrow, Malcolm Gladwell, Kings of Leon
Jimmy Fallon: Javier Bardem, Pearl Jam
Carson Daly: Pete Holmes, Foals
Colbert Report: Stephen Fry
Chelsea Lately: Johnny Knoxville, Jeff Wild, Sarah Colonna, Ian Karmel
Conan O'Brien: Adam Devine, Lindsey Stirling
Arsenio Hall: James Caan, Chandra Wilson, Thompson Square, Paula Abdul
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Looks like Pauly D is going to have a lot less time to hit the gym and tanning salon now. The Jersey Shore star-turned-DJ, 33, confirmed Tuesday that he is now a dad. "I am excited to embark on this new part of my life," he told TODAY in a statement. Pauly D's daughter is now a few months old and is living with her mother, a 26-year-old woman whom the reality personality met during a DJ gig in Las Vegas last year. (That sounds promising.) His former Jersey Shore roommates are thrilled. Snooki said that she can't wait for their babies to have a playdate, while JWoww gushed, "He's going to be the best dad ever!" One can only hope...

Jessica Lange has confirmed that she will leave American Horror Story at the end of the show's fourth season. The two-time Oscar winner, who has drawn strong critical acclaim during her tenure on the FX anthology series, is currently in the middle of filming season 3 in New Orleans. "I am coming to the end of acting," Lange tells the L.A. Times. "I want to go out with a bang... or should I say, a scare?" The 64-year-old actress also expressed her appreciation for the show for giving her career a second wind. "It's exposed me to a whole new generation, which is a little strange," she says. "I'm not used to young people thinking I'm cool." 

Kelly Clarkson's wedding came as a surprise to her fans, but she's made it up to them by sharing an intimate wedding video via Twitter. The video shows the wedding location, Blackberry Farm in Walland, Tennessee, and then pans to shots of Clarkson and her new husband Brandon Blackstock exchanging vows, dancing on a dock and sharing a kiss. Patty Griffin's "Heavenly Day" serves as the soundtrack to the video. Along with the video, Clarkson tweeted the message, "Here is a little video of our special day! Thanks to everyone for all of your well wishes!!!"

Modern Family on ABC (Jay and Manny oppose Gloria's decision to hire a male nanny; Phil and Jay try to cheer up Frank; Mitch and Cam ask Pepper to help plan their wedding)
Nashville on ABC (Scarlett struggles when Jeff Fordham wants his new artists to cultivate hot, sexy personas; Rayna wants to obtain the rights to her music; Avery and Gunnar decide to record songs with Scarlett's friend Zoey)
Survivor on CBS (New tribes are drawn; the Coconut Bandit returns)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation on CBS (Catherine Willows returns to help solve a cold case that has haunted the CSIs)
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on NBC (ADA Barba finds that a friend (Kirk Acevedo) -- with a connection to a mayoral candidate frontrunner -- is accused of rape)
2013 World Series on Fox (Game 1. From Fenway Park in Boston)
South Park on Comedy Central (The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children)
American Horror Story: Coven on FX (Fiona takes on an unlikely protégé; a guilt-ridden Zoe tries to give Kyle his old life back; Madison has a fiery exchange with Joan Ramsey)
SEASON FINALE-Duck Dynasty on A&E (The Robertsons host their church's annual trick-or-treat event at the Duck Commander warehouse; Miss Kay gets the children to help decorate the house; Phil creates a jack-o'-lantern with a twist)
Jay Leno: Harrison Ford, Piers Morgan, Daughtry
Jimmy Kimmel: Sean "Diddy" Combs, Keith Urban
Jimmy Fallon: Julie Bowen, Mandy Patinkin, Dierks Bentley with Mike McCready and the Roots
Conan O'Brien: Anna Faris, Jackson Nicoll, Okkervil River
Arsenio Hall: Allison Janney, David Oyelowo, Kendrick Lamar
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The two biggest egos in show business are making their union official: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are engaged. The 36-year-old rapper rented out the AT&T Park stadium in San Francisco and popped the question in front of their friends and family on Monday night, which was also Kim's 33rd birthday. Kim and Kanye, who are parents to 4-month-old daughter North, have been dating since early 2012. If you're already sick of hearing about their relationship, brace yourself: It looks like this is only the beginning.

Cee Lo Green is facing four years in prison after being charged with furnishing a controlled substance to a woman. The Voice judge allegedly slipped an unidentified 33-year-old woman ecstasy while they were on a dinner date back in 2012 and then returned to her hotel room with her. Green was originally accused of rape with an intoxicated person, but prosecutors declined to file a sexual assault charge, citing lack of evidence. Green's attorney states that his client's relationship with the woman was consensual. 

Is the world ready for a Simon Cowell mini-me? During a recent appearance on Access Hollywood, the X-Factor judge accidentally revealed the gender of he and girlfriend Lauren Silverman's unborn child. When reporter Shaun Robinson asked Cowell if he'd be taking his baby for a ride in his Bugati, Cowell replied, "Yes, of course he's got to learn how to drive very quickly." Robinson then asked about the sex of the baby, to which an embarrassed Cowell replied, "I think I just gave it away, Shaun." He went on say, "It's a boy... The first time I saw it [on an ultrasound]... I called him Tad, because he looked like a tadpole. I still wanna call him Tad."

The Internship, Before Midnight, The Conjuring, Only God Forgives, The Way, Way Back, Standing Up, Leviathan, Oka!, Paradise: Faith, Red Clover, Shepard & Dark, Dead in Tombstone, The Waiting Room, I Give It a Year and The Wall are all out on DVD today.
Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. on ABC (An elusive girl may hold the key to a mystery that brings the team to Asia; a secret jeopardizes Skye's relationship with the team)

The Biggest Loser on NBC (Each team is judged by only one randomly chosen player's weight loss; water-bucket race; a player gets serious health news)

The Voice on NBC (The battle rounds continue; advisers Cher, Ed Sheeran, Miguel and Ryan Tedder offer help to the artists)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine on Fox (Unhappy Amy must wear a costume to go on patrol with Charles; Jake bets Holt he can steal his Medal of Valor)

Sons of Anarchy on FX (Triggers are pulled that strengthen the MC, but also threaten to destroy it)

Snooki & JWOWW on MTV (Snooki and Jionni dread telling his mother about their summer house; Jenni tries to get Roger to go to couples therapy)

19 Kids and Counting on TLC (The family gears up for a flea market to benefit the Arkansas Children's Hospital; a long to-do list and an ambitious goal)

Jay Leno: Kristin Chenoweth, Ross Matthews, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Jimmy Kimmel: Al Gore, Ethan Dizon & Skylan Brooks, Michael Franti
Jimmy Fallon: Johnny Knoxville, Hailee Steinfeld, Robin Pecknold
Chelsea Lately: Martha Stewart, Michael Yo, April Richardson, Julian McCullough
Conan O'Brien: Michael C. Hall, Jeb Corliss, Sam Simmons
Arsenio Hall: Tyra Banks, Daymond John, Chris Spencer
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Kelly Clarkson is set to host her very first TV Christmas special. Kelly Clarkson's (Cautionary) Christmas Tale will feature Clarkson performing songs from her new holiday album, Wrapped in Red. Fans can even attend the taping of the show, which will take place on October 30 at the Venetian in Las Vegas. Tickets are available starting at just $37. Clarkson's Christmas special will air on NBC on a date TBD. 
Marilyn Manson recently announced that he'll be guest starring in an upcoming episode of HBO's Eastbound & Down. Now another acting role has come his way -- ABC has confirmed that the shock rocker will be joining the cast of their fairy tale drama Once Upon a Time in November. Manson will be playing -- surprise! -- a villain, specifically, the evil, soul-stealing Shadow. The show's executive producers explain the casting, stating, "We wanted to cast someone with the vocal ability to make our skin crawl." 

RADAR Online claims Ryan Reynolds recently stripped after a woman vomited on him during a flight. A source tells the site, "About two-thirds of the way into the flight, a young lady in front of him in 1D vomited toward her window, which then spewed back all over Ryan's beige cashmere sweater. The vomit looked like it was largely made up of red wine, and it made a huge stain on Ryan's sweater. So he took it off! They tried to pretend like nothing happened. The vomiting was quiet, and I think they were all going to try to just hide what happened, but the smell was rancid! Also, you couldn't help but notice Ryan taking off his shirt!"

Vanilla Ice tells the Daily Mirror he and Madonna would go out in disguise when they dated. “We had great times. You take away the fame and everything and you got two people who just basically had a normal relationship. And I wish I could tell you more about it and throw some fireworks in there or something but it was kinda cool. Like, we would go to movies. We had disguises. I had a mustache and a hat with hair coming down and she would go as an old lady. And we would walk in and the bodyguards would like 20 feet behind. y’know, kinda lookin’ just like we’re nobody. And just walk in and go and see our movie and just have a good, normal... we’d do dinner that way and nobody would ever recognize us. It was the greatest.”

Dancing With the Stars on ABC (Eight remaining couples compete in the Switch-Up Challenge; Ariana Grande and Mika perform)
How I Met Your Mother on CBS (Ted chooses poorly when deciding who will be his date for the wedding weekend; Barney and Robin have a problem with the minister; Marshall learns more about his driving companion)
The Voice on NBC (The battle rounds continue; advisers Cher, Ed Sheeran, Miguel and Ryan Tedder offer help to the artists)
Bones on Fox (The team tries to keep the details of an investigation away from Brennan so she will focus on her wedding; Max shows up with a suspicious bag of cash)
Monday Night Football on ESPN (Minnesota Vikings at New York Giants)
CrazySexyCool: The TLC Story on VH1 (TLC goes from humble beginnings to unprecedented fame)
Jay Leno: Michael Douglas, Larry the Cable Guy, Thomas Rhett
Jimmy Kimmel: James Franco, Snoop Lion
Jimmy Fallon: Alec Baldwin, Kevin Connolly, Chris Cornell with the Avett Brothers
Chelsea Lately: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Jenni "JWoww" Farley, Ben Gleib, Morgan Murphy, Ross Mathews
Conan O'Brien: Ethan Hawke, Pete Holmes, Tedeschi Trucks Band
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Britney Spears has chimed in on the recent Fifty Shades of Grey shakeup by suggesting James Franco to take on the role of Christian Grey. "I love James Franco," Britney gushed in an interview with London's KISS FM. "I think he's really cool." Britney also revealed that she recently had a dream about Ryan Gosling. However, she was quick to add that it wasn't a sex dream. "We were just talking, having a conversation," she said with a giggle. "I wish it was like that!" 

Are the Jonas Brothers done for good? After backing out of their tour last week due to a "deep rift," the boys have -- gasp! -- deleted their band Twitter account. But their fans needn't worry: the individual accounts of Kevin, 25, Joe, 24, and Nick, 21, are still active. Meanwhile, a music industry source tells People, "It's uglier than you think. They don't even talk these days." When asked about the JoBros' future, band spokesman Jesse Derris gave the ominous response, "It remains to be seen."
Us Weekly reports that Kendra Wilkinson and husband Hank Baskett are expecting their second child.The former Playboy model, 28, is said to be eight weeks pregnant. Kendra and Hank, who wed in June 2009, are already parents to son Hank Baskett IV, almost 4. The blonde reality star has been very open about the couple's desire to add to their brood and told several media outlets this summer that they were "trying." Guess all that "trying" worked.

New in theaters this weekend is 12 Years About A Slave, which is one of the most buzzed about Oscar contenders of the years, The Fifth Estate and Kill Your Darlings starring Daniel Radcliffe and Halloween season is in full gear with the release of Carrie, a remake of the 1976 horror classic. 

Saturday October 19, 2013
Saturday Night College Football on ABC (Florida State at Clemson)
Saturday Night College Football on Fox (USC at Notre Dame)
The Graham Norton Show on BBCA (Actor Harrison Ford; actor Benedict Cumberbatch; actor Jack Whitehall; singer James Blunt)
HBO New Movie of the Week: Mama ... Starring: Jessica Chastain. As a woman tries to reintroduce her lover's traumatized nieces to a normal life, disturbing questions and occurrences suggest that a supernatural presence has followed the girls to her home.
Sunday October 20, 2013
NASCAR Sprint Cup on ESPN (Camping World RV Sales 500 From Talladega Superspeedway in Talladega, Ala)
The Amazing Race on CBS (Racers take a plunge into the Arctic in Svolvaer, Norway; Marie and Tim have a tough decision to make)
Sunday Night NFL Football on NBC (Denver Broncos at Indianapolis Colts)
The Walking Dead on AMC (The group faces a new enemy; Rick and the others fight to protect their hard-won livelihood)
Oprah's Next Chapter on OWN (Oprah and Arsenio Hall have an in-depth conversation about his return to late-night TV after almost 20 years; Hall also discusses his dad's influence on his comedy and being a single father)
Queer Eye Reunion: 10 Years Later on Bravo ( The cast of ``Queer Eye for the Straight Guy'' discuss the show's impact; memorable moments; host Andy Cohen.)
Boardwalk Empire on HBO (Eli confronts Nucky after Willie makes an unpopular decision; Margaret has a surprise encounter; Joe Masseria orders Lucky Luciano to return to Tampa; Roy Phillips helps Gillian; Al Capone tries to get Johnny Torrio to turn on a rival gangster
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A spokeswoman has responded negatively to Kanye West's appeal on Jimmy Kimmel Live last week that his girlfriend Kim Kardashian should receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Ana Martinez released a statement to Yahoo, stating, "We don't have reality stars on the Walk of Fame. We don't have a category for it. We're happy to consider reality stars once they get nominated for, or win, an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar. We'll consider them when they're legitimate actors or singers." We're expecting a heated response from West at any moment now. 

In Touch magazine has obtained Beyonce's list of dressing room demands for a recent video shoot -- and it's no wonder that they call her "Queen Bey." The 32-year-old insists that her space be decorated with only white furniture and grapefruit-scented candles, as well as that it be kept at "exactly 72 degrees." In addition, her food has to "be served on a crisp white tablecloth." Photographs are prohibited. To be fair though, Beyonce does have one very reasonable request on her list: She asks that the room be baby-proofed for her daugher Blue Ivy. Thank goodness Blue can't speak yet and reveal her preferences, as well.

Celebrities -- well, most celebrities -- get famous because of a special talent. But just because a celebrity is known for singing or acting or dancing doesn't mean that's the only trick up their sleeves. HuffPo has compiled a list of 33 celebrities' strange hobbies and hidden talents. Here are 10 of our favorites:
  • Aaron Paul - can tell a dog's gender just by petting it
  • Colin Farrell - line dancing
  • Kristen Stewart - juggling
  • Leslie Mann - can ride a unicycle
  • David Arquette - knitting
  • Eva Longoria - can play the clarinet
  • Conan O'Brien - tapdancing 
  • Mila Kunis - World of Warcraft
  • Beyonce - is really good at Connect Four
  • Pierce Brosnan - eats fire

Grey's Anatomy on ABC (Meredith struggles to balance her roles as a surgeon and a mother when she returns to work; Stephanie tries to impress Jackson's mother; Jo becomes overly involved with a patient)
The Big Bang Theory on CBS (Sheldon and Amy's relationship is tested when she takes a job at his university; a fight with Bernadette leaves Howard sleeping on Raj's couch)
The Crazy Ones on CBS (Instead of trying to come up with ideas for a breakfast burrito ad campaign, the gang procrastinates)
Two and a Half Men on CBS (Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized)
Parks and Recreation on NBC (Leslie deals with a minor scandal; Tom tries to impress a woman; Ben talks Ron into preparing a will)
The Michael J. Fox Show on NBC (Mike's efforts to get closer to Eve by helping her get an internship go awry when she seems to admire his nemesis; Ian decides to bring on an intern at his start-up)
Sean Saves the World on NBC (Sean spends his blind date worrying about Ellie; Max suspects Sean has a crush on him)
The Vampire Diaries on The CW (Katherine and Elena have the same dream about Stefan being in danger and talk Damon into helping them look for him; Matt winds up in a confusing and life-threatening situation)
Project Runway on Lifetime (The finalists show their collections; the winner is chosen)
David Letterman: Selena Gomez
Jimmy Kimmel: Kerry Washington, "Science Bob" Pflugfelder, Sleigh Bells
Craig Ferguson: Allison Janney, Ben Schwartz
Chelsea Lately: Brendan Schaub, Brad Wollack, Heather McDonald, Bryan Callen, guest host Whitney Cummings
Conan O'Brien: Jared Leto, Kaitlin Olson, Ricky Skaggs & Bruce Hornsby
Arsenio Hall: Andrew Dice Clay, Wayne Brady, Amber Riley & Derek Hough
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Britney Spears' focus is definitely on her career right now, with the upcoming release of her new album Britney Jean and her two-year Las Vegas residency. But the pop star says she hopes to slow things down in the future and maybe even expand her family. During an interview in London yesterday, she said, "I'd like to have more kids, settle down... have kids -- maybe twins -- and get married." Spears says that a quieter lifestyle wouldn't be that big of a change for her: "I really don't go clubbing, I don't do that. I like to stay at home, I like watching movies and eating lots of popcorn."

Drake has reportedly fired rapper Future from his opening spot on his upcoming tour after Future dissed Drake's new album in an interview with Billboard. Future's controversial quote was, "Drake made an album that is full of hits, but it doesn't grab you. They're not possessive; they don't make you feel the way I do." His comment infuriated Drake so much that he fired Future from the tour. Then, when considering taking Future back on, Drake asked the rapper to take a pay cut. Future declined and is now reportedly planning to sue Drake for lost wages, which amount to around $1.5 million.

Talk about a match made in reality TV heaven (or hell). Snooki wants to set up her son, 13-month-old Lorenzo, with Kim Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby girl, North West. "I would love to do a playdate," the Jersey Shore star says. "They probably have high standards, though. They probably want her to date a prince or something." However, the proud mom adds, "Lorenzo is a prince -- of New Jersey."

Toy Story OF TERROR! on ABC (When Woody, Buzz and the gang stop at a motel, one of them goes missing and the rest must figure out what is going on before they suffer the same fate)
Modern Family on ABC (The adults struggle to make it to a hot new restaurant in time for the reservation Jay pulled a lot of strings to get)
Nashville on ABC (Rayna cancels the remainder of the tour; Teddy proposes to Peggy and tries to keep it a secret; Tandy discovers information about the death of Rayna's mother)
Survivor on CBS (A contestant makes a sacrifice for a loved one; tribal council becomes wild and unpredictable)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation on CBS (The team is brought in to investigate when contestants on a cooking show accidentally eat human flesh during the competition)
MLB Baseball American League Championship Series, Game 4 on Fox (Boston Red Sox at Detroit Tigers)
South Park on Comedy Central (The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children)
Duck Dynasty on A&E (Jase, Jep, Godwin and Martin help Si produce an instructional golf video for the Internet; John Luke wrecks Willie's truck)
Toddlers & Tiaras on TLC (Tavern and mom LaNesia are back; former beauty queen India and her daughter Aja clash in practice; Jaidyn and her mother Tiffany take on Dr. Seuss as a historical figure)
WWE Main Event on ION (United States Championship match: Dean Ambrose defends his title against Dolph Ziggler)
David Letterman: Bill O'Reilly, the Head and the Heart
Jimmy Kimmel: Danny McBride, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Michael Franti
Craig Ferguson: Robin Williams
Chelsea Lately: Jeff Wild, Sarah Colonna, Ian Karmel, guest host Josh Wolf
Conan O'Brien: Ke$ha, Jesse Bering, Fitz and the Tantrums
Totally Biased: Colin Quinn
Arsenio Hall: Jackie Chan, Judy Greer, Gary "G-Thang" Johnson

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Video has emerged of Selena Gomez taking a tumble off the stage last week during her Fairfax, Virginia concert. But the what's getting the most attention isn't the fall itself, but the fact that Selena's singing didn't seem to miss a beat during it. On YouTube, commenters criticized the 21-year-old pop star for lip-syncing, with one YouTube user writing that the audible shriek Gomez let out after her spill was "the only real sound that came out of her mouth." She falls at 3:27 in the video above.
Ke$ha and Pitbull are back on the charts with their new collaboration, "Timber," but the duo has abruptly canceled their upcoming Australian tour just two weeks before it was supposed to start. No real explanation was given for the cancellation. Pitbull posted the news on his Facebook page, and Ke$ha tweeted, "im so so bummed that our aussie tour was cancelled!! aussie animals, i love you very much and im working out how to come see you again asap!" Insiders are speculating that the tour was called off due to low ticket sales -- not that a celebrity would ever admit something like that.

Sinead O'Connor has written another letter to Miley Cyrus. It reads: "What you did is extraordinarily dangerous as it contributes to the silences which allow suicide to flourish and also contributes to the bullying of people perceived mistakenly or otherwise to be mentally ill. That bullying causes suicides. Thats why you're supposed to apologize. Its really very simple. People die every day because of the type of thing you did," she added. "Its not that hard to say sorry. Doing so will save lives."
The Heat, Pacific Rim, Maniac, A Hijacking, Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain, ThanksKilling 3, Embrace of the Vampire, Dirty Wars and Plush are all out on DVD today
Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. on ABC (The woman behind a series of high-stakes heists holds a troubling secret that stands to ruin Coulson)
The Biggest Loser on NBC (The contestants, including singer Ruben Studdard and Olympic weight lifter Holley Mangold, try to reclaim their health)
The Voice on NBC (The battle rounds continue; advisers Cher, Ed Sheeran, Miguel and Ryan Tedder offer help to the artists)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine on Fox (Jake vows to get revenge when a detective from Special Crimes takes over his nearly solved murder case; Captain Holt and Gina help Terry)
BET Hip Hop Awards 2013 on BET (Performances by Kendrick Lamar, 2 Chainz, Slaughterhouse, Lil Kim, Rick Ross, Meek Mill, 2 Chainz and more; hosted by Snoop Dogg)
Sons of Anarchy on FX (Jax and the MC must confront their past and choose their future)
Catfish: The TV Show on MTV (Mike is suspicious of Caroline's evasions and notes)
Criss Angel BeLIEve on Spike (An I-beam walk high above the ground, blindfolded; a costly magic stunt blows Ludacris' mind)
19 Kids and Counting on TLC (The Duggars visit the Bates; the girls go camping; Jim Bob and Gil are left home in charge of the youngest kids)
David Letterman: Sylvester Stallone, Anna Faris, Deltron 3030
Jimmy Kimmel: Johnny Knoxville, Jackson Nicoll, Julianne Hough, Ariana Grande
Craig Ferguson: Michael C. Hall, Laura Bell Bundy
Tavis Smiley: Steve McQueen
Chelsea Lately: Jory Markiss, John Caparulo, Jen Kirkman, Jo Koy, guest host Fortune Feimster
Conan O'Brien: Samantha Gordon, Jake Owen
Totally Biased: Alison Stewart
Arsenio Hall: Blair Underwood, Cheryl Hines, Rachael Harris, Nelly
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The circus that is Justin Bieber's life never seems to stop. The pop star is being accused of assaulting DJ Michael Woods' tour manager during a night out at a South Korean club this weekend. According to Woods, Bieber and his entourage approached the DJ booth and demanded to hear more hip-hop. As Woods claims via Twitter, "When I told @justinbieber to f-ck off and put some clothes on he took a cheap shot at my tour manager and fled behind a wall of security." The party's host, Ben Baller, has a different version of the story. While he admits that things got heated, he claims that no punches were thrown.

British actor Charlie Hunnam has dropped out of the film adaptation of E. L. James’s best-selling novel Fifty Shades of Grey because of a "scheduling conflict." (Translation: He was annoyed by the droves of women responding to the casting decision as if he were Danny DeVito.) Hunnam had been set to play the wealthy entrepreneur Christian Grey in September alongside Dakota Johnson, who is to play Anastasia Steele. A statement released by Universal Pictures insists that the Sons of Anarchy star's busy schedule would not allow him to "adequately prepare for the role of Christian Grey." Sure...

She's already racked up several Grammy awards and even an Oscar. Now Adele has achieved yet another milestone: she passed her driving test. The 25-year-old singer revealed the news via Twitter on Friday. "I passed my driving test this morning!!!" she wrote. When she's not behind the wheel, Adele is busy recording her next album, which is mainly inspired by her 11-month-old son Angelo. One of her collaborators, One Republic frontman Ryan Tedder, told the Herald Sun earlier this month, "Adele sounds even better than before... I would press pause on my entire life if it meant I could go into the studio for a month straight with her."

An amazing comedy news, Step Brothers co-stars Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly will be reuniting to star in a new comedy. Devil's Night will tell the story of Leonard and Gabe, two childhood friends who start a neighborhood tradition of wreaking havoc the night before Halloween and reunited fifteen years later to try to protect the 'hood from total wreckage. The film will be produced by Gary Sanchez Productions, Ferrell's production company with comedy director Adam McKay. Here's hoping a Step Brothers sequel will follow.

Dancing With the Stars on ABC (The celebrities dance to songs they feel represent moments in their lives; Aloe Blacc performs; elimination)
How I Met Your Mother on CBS (Lily helps Barney when he must pick a side in a fight between his mother and Robin; Marshall and Ted get into an argument over wedding gifts and thank-you notes)
The Voice on NBC (The battle rounds begin; advisers Cher, Ed Sheeran, Miguel and Ryan Tedder help the coaches decide which artists to keep)
Bones on Fox (The team investigates the murder of a high school principal who was dying of cancer; Brennan and Booth plan their wedding; a virtual profiling system threatens Sweets' job)
Sleepy Hollow on Fox (When an unidentified boy is found in town, Ichabod and Abbie learn something disturbing is going on.)
David Letterman: Ray Romano, James Franco
Jimmy Kimmel: Woody Harrelson, Ke$ha, Ben Rector
Chelsea Lately: Nelly, Chris Franjola, Arden Myrin, Gary Valentine, guest host Loni Love
Conan O'Brien: Steven Yeun, Eric Andre, Aparna Nancherla
Totally Biased: Stephen Rannazzisi, Baron Vaughn
Arsenio Hall: Tom Arnold, Laura Prepon, Ron Isley featuring KEM
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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Bruno Mars
Taylor Swift
Justin Timberlake


Florida Georgia Line
Ariana Grande
Imagine Dragons
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Phillip Phillps


Florida Georgia Line Featuring Nelly/Cruise
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Featuring Wanz/Thrift Shop
Robin Thicke Featuring Pharrell & T.I./Blurred Lines


Bruno Mars
Robin Thicke
Justin Timberlake


Taylor Swift


Imagine Dragons
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
One Direction


One Direction/Take Me Home
Taylor Swift/Red
Justin Timberlake/The 20/20 Experience


Jay Z
Lil Wayne
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis


Jay Z/Magna Carta…Holy Grail
Kendrick Lamar/good kid, m.A.A.d city
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis/The Heist


Robin Thicke
Justin Timberlake


Alicia Keys


Robin Thicke/Blurred Lines
Justin Timberlake/The 20/20 Experience


Maroon 5
Bruno Mars


Daft Punk
Calvin Harris

Running into Madonna at a movie theater might not be the thrilling experience you'd expect. Page Six alleges that during the screening of the new Brad Pitt drama 12 Years a Slave at the New York Film Festival, Madge wouldn't stop texting on her BlackBerry. When a fellow audience member asked her to put the phone away, Madonna hissed, "It's for business... enslaver!" Overdramatize much, Madonna?

Saturday Night Live on NBC (Host Bruce Willis; Katy Perry performs)
Tom Hanks is looking to work his box office magic today with the release of his new film Captain Phillips. Lady Gaga makes her splashy big screen debut in Machete Kills, also starring, Mel Gibson, Sofia Vergara, and Charlie Sheen. Sixteen-year-old Academy Award nominee Hailee Steinfeld stars in a modern tale of Romeo and Juliet.
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Kanye West appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, coming face-to-face with the talk show host for the first last night since lashing out at him on Twitter. Kanye did not apologize for getting upset over Kimmel spoofing the interview in which he called himself a "genius." Instead, he explained, "For me to say I wasn’t a genius I would just be lying to you and to myself." The unintentionally hilarious rapper went on to argue that his baby mama Kim Kardashian deserved a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Miraculously, Kimmel made it through the interview without laughing hysterically. He even made nice with his ratings -- er, guest -- of the evening.
Looks like Owen Wilson is taking a page out of Simon Cowel's book. The Wedding Crashers star, 44, has reportedly impregnated a married woman. Her name is Caroline Lindqvist and she's Wilson's personal trainer. To be fair, however, the 41-year-old is currently in the process of divorcing her husband, a plastic surgeon. (No word on whether their split has to do with the fact that she's having somebody else's baby.) Wilson and Lindqvist are not together. But a source tells Us Weekly that he's made it clear that he'll be there for her when the baby comes. (How sweet.) Wilson is already a father to a 2-year-old boy with ex-girlfriend Jade Duell. 

Rihanna loves her tattoos, and she showed off just how hardcore she is by getting a traditional Maori tattoo in New Zealand. The painful technique uses a mallet and chisel to apply the ink instead of a needle. Rihanna got her entire right hand and all of its fingers covered with intricate symbols. A YouTube video shows the R&B star taking the pain gamely and wisely choosing not to watch the process.
Series Debut-Once Upon a Time in Wonderland on ABC at 8
Grey's Anatomy on ABC (The doctors put together a fundraising gala; Bailey must face several difficult patients; Shane and Stephanie take care of the busy ER on their own; Alex opens up to Jo)
The Big Bang Theory on CBS (Sheldon wants revenge after Amy ruins one of his favorite films; Leonard finds a way to get Penny to do anything; Stuart and Raj make online dating profiles.)
The Crazy Ones on CBS (Simon tries to make up for Sydney's negative childhood memories by reteaching her to drive; Lauren affects Andrew's confidence.)
Two and a Half Men on CBS (When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire)
Parks and Recreation on NBC (Pawnee Parks employees are paired up with their Eagleton counterparts; Chris and Ben work on an accounting project together; Ann divulges her plans)
The Michael J. Fox Show on NBC (Mike and Annie try to find a new activity for Graham; Mike's nemesis, Susan Rodriguez-Jones, is brought on as anchor; Leigh and Ian engage in a Twitter war)
The X Factor on Fox (The hopefuls perform for the judges)
Glee on Fox (Finn's loved ones gather to celebrate his life)
The Vampire Diaries on The CW (Damon tries to find Stefan without telling Elena that he is missing; Caroline and Elena try to determine who is covering up a murder on campus)
Anger Management on FX (Charlie sleeps with Jordan's hot AA sponsor who happens to be a recovering sex addict)
David Letterman: Jack Hanna, Kunal Nayyar
Jay Leno: Lauren Graham, Chris Matthews, Tom Odell
Jimmy Kimmel: Owen Wilson, Chris Paul, Blake Griffin, DeAndre Jordan, Panic! at the Disco
Craig Ferguson: Stephen Wright, Ginnifer Goodwin
Jimmy Fallon: Katy Perry, Jessica Seinfeld, Brian Wilson, Jeff Beck
Colbert Report: Reed Albergotti & Vanessa O'Connell
Chelsea Lately: Jennifer Hudson, Bobby Lee, Margaret Cho, Jo Koy
Arsenio Hall: Tyra Banks, Chris Spencer, Daymond John
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Bruce and Kris Jenner have separated after 22 years of marriage. The pair released a joint statement to E! News that reads: "We are living separately and we are much happier this way. But we will always have much love and respect for each other. Even though we are separated, we will always remain best friends and, as always, our family will remain our number one priority." Kris and Bruce are parents to two children together, Kendall and Kylie, and each have four kids from previous marriages.

Chris Brown is pissed off again. Gossip blogger Perez Hilton infuriated Brown by tweeting, "I hope @ChrisBrown doesn't watch! I'm talking about him on the @WendyWilliams show today and I'm going in!!!" The R&B singer fired back back a series of insulting tweets, stating, "Thanks for the publicity. Your insecurities are manifested by your hatred. Princess Perez and wicked witch Wendy. Flunkies! Can't take advice from 2 buff chicks when one can't stand to look at herself without plastic surgery and the other is forever on his period." Hilton then flippantly flung back at Brown, "That's Queen Perez! BowDown."

Taylor Lautner is set to step into Mark Wahlberg's shoes and take on the role of porn star Dirk Diggler in a Boogie Nights live-reading. The Twilight star will take on the character in Jason Reitman's production at The Film Independent event at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art on Thursday. Will he measure up? At the very least, he's bound to be more believable in the role than The Social Network actor Jesse Eisenberg, who played played Diggler in Reitman's live-reading last month at the Toronto International Film Festival.

For the first time since their blowout Twitter war, Jimmy Kimmel and Kanye West are going to meet and sit down face-to-face. The rapper will be a guest on tonight's episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live. Kanye had lashed out at Kimmel after the latter spoofed his BBC Radio 1 interview, in which he declared himself the "biggest" rock star in the world. Choice tweets from Kim Kardashian's baby daddy included, "Should I do a spoof about your face or you f**king Ben Affleck?" and "Sarah Silverman is a thousand times funnier than you and the whole world knows it!" A bemused Kimmel Kimmel took it in stride, saying he'd always wanted to be in a rap feud.

Modern Family on ABC (When Cam's sister comes to visit, he tries to find a gentle way to break the news of his engagement; Phil and Claire decide to miss one of Luke's games; Gloria is in denial about needing glasses)
Nashville on ABC (Rayna and Teddy embark on new paths as they divorce becomes final; Peggy plans to win Teddy back; Juliette takes a job playing at a billionaire couple's anniversary party; Deacon's past casts a shadow over his future with Maddie)
Survivor on CBS (A husband and wife are pitted against each other; a castaway refuses an immunity clue)
The X Factor on Fox (Hopefuls perform for the judges)
Duck Dynasty on A&E (The boys battle hornets, race motorcycles, throw knives, and attempt to create duck jerky; Phil and Kay make Willie the executor of their will)
South Park on Comedy Central (Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone
Season Premiere-American Horror Story: Coven on FX at 10 Starring Angela Bassett. Kathy Bates. Jessica Lange.
David Letterman: Lucy Liu, Mark Jacobson, the Weeknd
Jay Leno: Whitney Cummings, Ann Romney, Lissie
Jimmy Kimmel: Ethan Dizon, Skylan Brooks, Arctic Monkeys
Craig Ferguson: Sean Hayes, Tom Cotter
Colbert Report: Tom Hanks
Chelsea Lately: Sofia Vergara, Ian Karmel, Jessimae Pelluso, Dov Davidoff
Arsenio Hall: Bill Maher, Margo Martindale, MC Lyte
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The latest report in the Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom drama: TMZ reports that divorce is "inevitable," but that Khloe hasn't pulled the trigger because she's afraid it will push Lamar over the edge and cause him to overdose or commit suicide. The reality star is apparently putting all plans to file for separation on hold until she can help Lamar get through his substance abuse issues. That being said, Khloe is still wearing her wedding ring and recently tweeted, "Speculate all you want." Presumably, she was responding to the onslaught of stories about her troubled marriage.
Alicia Keys has unabashedly voiced her belief in extraterrestrials. In an interview with BuzzFeed, the 14-time Grammy winner says that the existence of aliens is obvious: "Haven’t all of us seen something flying in the sky, and it’s at some random time of night that doesn’t make sense, and it’s not the shape of a plane?" Keys also that she would go to space with an alien, but only if she got a good feeling from it: "I would have to feel the alien's vibe. It had to be the right vibe. If it was one of those crazy, nutso dudes my brother watches — he always wants me to watch these movies with him and I’m like, No! — I wouldn’t go with that one."
In a new interview with Sports Spectrum, Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson claims that A&E has edited the show unfairly, bleeping out words that were not curses and removing any mention of Jesus in family prayers: "They inserted fake bleeps, like someone had used profanity, but no one had used profanity. The other thing was when we prayed we said, 'In Jesus' name, amen.' They would just have me say, 'And thank you Lord for the food, thank you for loving us, amen.'" According to Robertson, it was because the network didn't want to "offend some of the Muslims, or something." A&E has no comment on Robertson's claims.

After Earth, The Hangover Part III, Butcher Boys, The Lifeguard, Nothing Left to Fear, Much Ado About Nothing, The Purge, Stuck in Love and Zombie Hunter are all out on DVD today

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. on ABC (Coulson and his team race to locate and save a kidnapped scientist; the agents are pushed to their limits when their plan goes awry)

Season Premiere-The Biggest Loser on NBC at 8 American Idol season 2 winner Ruben Studdard finished the 2003 singing competition heavier than when he began, and he packed on even more pounds as his career took off. Still, the Velvet Teddy Bear remained at peace with his size when he tipped the scale at 462 pounds, which made him the heaviest contestant in the weight-loss series' 15th season.

The Voice on NBC (The best and most memorable blind auditions)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine on Fox (Jake hits on a medical examiner at a crime scene; Amy's purse-snatching case is stalled)

The Mindy Project on Fox at 9:30 Morgan sues Mindy for sexual harassment. Poor Mindy. Hasn't she suffered enough with that pixie cut?

Season Premiere-Supernatural on The CW at 9pm Dean asks all the angels to help out Sam, who's not looking good.

19 Kids and Counting on TLC (Jim Bob and Michelle celebrate their 29th anniversary; Josh and Anna have their 5th anniversary; the husbands work hard to surprise their wives)
David Letterman: Seth Meyers, Michael Fassbender, Amos Lee
Jay Leno: Billy Crystal, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Jenni "JWoww" Farley, Toni Braxton, Kenny "Babyface" Edmonds
Jimmy Kimmel: Elton John, Emily VanCamp
Craig Ferguson: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Guillermo Diaz, Nick Cobb
Jimmy Fallon: Miley Cyrus
Chelsea Lately: Christina Applegate, Claire Titelman, Natasha Leggero, Ross Mathews
Arsenio Hall: James Caan, Chandra Wilson, Thompson Square
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During an interview with Chicago's 103.5 KISS FM, Britney Spears was asked about reports that she plans to lip-sync during her Las Vegas concerts. The pop star refuted the rumors and then denied lip-syncing altogether, saying, "I'm definitely going to be singing live. I always sing live. It doesn't sound so great all the time, but I do my best." Spears' manager Larry Rudolph has also responded to the rumors, stating that she will sing live and has been seeing a vocal coach every day. 

In a new interview with UK's Team Rock Radio, Gene Simmons takes shots at Kurt Cobain and Amy Winehouse. The KISS frontman lists musicians he considers "legends" -- Elvis, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix -- and then claims that since the '80s, there hasn't been "one superstar that's bigger than their music, and not just somebody that's recorded one or two records." He goes on to say, "Kurt Cobain -- no, that's one or two records. That's not enough. Amy Winehouse -- that's one or two records. That's not enough. What, just 'cause you died, that makes you an icon? No, no."

Madonna tells Harper’s Bazaar she was attacked when she moved to New York in 1977. “New York wasn’t everything I thought it would be. It did not welcome me with open arms. The first year, I was held up at gunpoint. Raped on the roof of a building I was dragged up to with a knife in my back, and had my apartment broken into three times. I don’t know why; I had nothing of value after they took my radio the first time. I was poised for survival. I felt alive. But I was also scared s— … I was defiant. Hell-bent on surviving. On making it. But it was hard and it was lonely, and I had to dare myself every day to keep going.”

Dancing With the Stars on ABC (Guest judge Julianne Hough; the couples perform; elimination)
How I Met Your Mother on CBS (After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization)
The Voice on NBC (The blind auditions continue)
Bones on Fox (The team devises a plan to use a donated cadaver to draw out Pelant; Sweets returns to work and believes Agent Flynn isn't who he seems)
Sleepy Hollow on Fox (When Abbie's sister escapes from a psychiatric hospital, Ichabod helps Abbie search for her; Ichabod and Abbie learn more about the evil they are facing, including its name)
Series Premiere-Beauty and the Beast on The CW at 9pm
David Letterman: Tom Hanks, Two Door Cinema Club
Jay Leno: Drew Barrymore, D.L. Hughley, the Avett Brothers
Jimmy Kimmel: The cast of "Modern Family", Ben Rector
Craig Ferguson: Zooey Deschanel, Ed Weeks
Jimmy Fallon: Paul McCartney, Dylan McDermott
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Sinead O'Connor wrote this letter to Miley Cyrus. It reads: "I am extremely concerned for you that those around you have led you to believe, or encouraged you in your own belief, that it is in any way 'cool' to be naked and licking sledgehammers in your videos. It is in fact the case that you will obscure your talent by allowing yourself to be pimped, whether it's the music business or yourself doing the pimping. Nothing but harm will come in the long run, from allowing yourself to be exploited, and it is absolutely NOT in ANY way an empowerment of yourself or any other young women, for you to send across the message that you are to be valued (even by you) more for your sexual appeal than your obvious talent.

I am happy to hear I am somewhat of a role model for you and I hope that because of that you will pay close attention to what I am telling you. The music business doesn’t give a s**t about you, or any of us. They will prostitute you for all you are worth, and cleverly make you think it's what YOU wanted... and when you end up in rehab as a result of being prostituted, 'they' will be sunning themselves on their yachts in Antigua, which they bought by selling your body and you will find yourself very alone...

You ought be protected as a precious young lady by anyone in your employ and anyone around you, including you. This is a dangerous world. We don’t encourage our daughters to walk around naked in it because it makes them pray for animals and less than animals... You are worth more than your body or your sexual appeal. You also said in Rolling Stone that your look (in the video) is based on mine. The look I chose, I chose on purpose at a time when my record company were encouraging me to do what you have done. I felt I would rather be judged on my talent and not my looks. I am happy that I made that choice, not least because I do not find myself on the proverbial rag heap now that I am almost 47 yrs (years) of age... which unfortunately many female artists who have based their image around their sexuality, end up on when they reach middle age.

Real empowerment of yourself as a woman would be to, in future, refuse to exploit your body or your sexuality in order for men to make money from you... It's really not at all cool. And its sending dangerous signals to other young women. Please in future say no when you are asked to prostitute yourself. Your body is for you and your boyfriend. It isn’t for every spunk-spewing dirtbag on the net, or every greedy record company executive to buy his mistresses diamonds with."

** UPDATE **

On Thursday, Miley responded: ''Before Amanda Bynes.... There was.... '' and ''Sinead. I don't have time to write you an open letter cause Im hosting & performing on SNL this week.''

Sinead responded: Miley… Really? Who the f—k is advising you? Because taking me on is even more f—kin’ stupid than behaving like a prostitute and calling it feminism. You have posted today tweets of mine which are two years old, which were posted by me when I was unwell and seeking help so as to make them look like they are recent. In doing so you mock myself and Amanda Bynes for having suffered with mental health issues and for having sought help.

I mean really really… who advises you? have you any idea how stupid and dangerous it is to mock people for suffering illness? You will yourself one day suffer such illness, that is without doubt. The course you have set yourself upon can only end in that, trust me.

I am staggered that any 20 yr old woman of the 21st century could behave in such a dangerous and irresponsible manner as to not only send the signal to young women that its ok to act like prostitutes but also to the signal that those who have suffered or do suffer mental health problems are to be mocked and have their opinions invalidated. Have you no sense of danger at all? or responsibility? Remove your tweets immediately or you will hear from my lawyers. I am certain you will be hearing from all manner of mental health advocacy groups also. It is not acceptable to mock any person for having suffered.

It is most unbecoming of you to respond in such a fashion to someone who expressed care for you. And worse that you are such an anti-female tool of the anti-female music industry. I hope that you will apologize to Amanda Bynes and to any person who has been wounded by your mockery of those who have suffered. And I hope that you will wake up and understand that you in fact are a danger to women.

Furthermore you posted a photo of me tearing the pope’s photo .. as if to imply insanity.. by doing so all you have achieved is to expose your staggering ignorance. I suggest you read The Philadelphia Report, The Boston Report, all the reports which will illuminate for you why that action of mine remains sane and valid. By mocking it you mock every child who suffered sexual abuse at the hands of priests and had it covered by the Vatican. You could really do with educating yourself, that is if you’re not too busy getting your t–s out to read.

Justin Bieber will count down to the debut of his new concert film by releasing a new song every Monday until the movie's December release. Bieber will kick off "#MusicMondays" this weekend with the release of his new single "Heartbreaker" at midnight on Sunday. The pop brat tweeted, "MusicMondays is about to begin - So Much Love For The Fans...you are always there for me and I will always be there for you."

Elizabeth's Story: A Meredith Vieira Special on NBC (Elizabeth Smart talks about her experience being held captive for nine months when she was 14-years-old)
Saturday Night Live on NBC (Host and musical guest Miley Cyrus)
NASCAR Sprint Cup: Hollywood Casino 400 on ESPN (from Kansas Speedway in Kansas City, Kan.)
The Amazing Race on CBS (Racers take a salt bath in Santiago, Chile; one team makes a communication blunder at a bus stop)
Sunday Night NFL Football on NBC (Houston Texans at San Francisco 49ers)
The Simpsons on Fox (Homer wreaks havoc in Springfield; when Bart is beheaded, his body is attached to Lisa's body; things go awry at Mr. Burns' traveling circus)
Family Guy on Fox (When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated.)
Keeping Up With the Kardashians on E! (Kim pushes Khloe to consider adoption; Kris suspects that Scott sold the scooter she gave; Bruce secretly trains Khloe's dog)
 New Movies Out
This weekend's most anticipated new flick is the Sandra Bullock/George Clooney thriller Gravity, about two astronauts completely stranded in outer space. In a different kind of thriller, Justin Timberlake and Ben Affleck team up in Runner Runner, which follows a young gambler caught up in the dangerous world of online gambling. History buffs should check out Parkland, a drama that tells the tale of the medical team that fought to save JFK's life on the day of his assassination.
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Amanda Bynes' mother has broken her silence. Lynn Bynes, who has been granted temporary conservatorship of her troubled daughter, told People on Wednesday, "Both my husband and I love Amanda very much and we know that she will get through this situation." She also made it a point to let everyone know that unless any information about the 27-year-old actress comes from her directly, it shouldn't be taken seriously. "Please know that neither myself or other family members have ever released any information regarding her treatment or diagnosis," she said. "We truly believe in keeping our daughter's situation private for now."

Ever wonder what happened to rom-com queen Meg Ryan? According to the latest issue of People, the When Harry Met Sally star, 51, decided to ditch Hollywood and make her home in New York, where she can avoid the spotlight and focus on her family -- 8-year-old daughter Daisy and rocker boyfriend John Mellencamp. "Los Angeles is just about movies. New York is about so much more than that, and so is Meg," said writer Delia Ephron (sister to Nora Ephron, who wrote many of Ryan's movies). Back in 2008, Ryan told InStyle magazine that losing her status as "America's Sweetheart" was "incredibly liberating."
Mia Farrow dropped a bombshell on Hollywood by stating that her 25-year-old son Ronan might not be the son of her ex Woody Allen. When Vanity Fair asked the Rosemary's Baby actress if her late ex-husband Frank Sinatra could be Ronan's father, she replied, "Possibly." Ronan was born in 1987, and Farrow and Sinatra divorced in 1968, but Farrow says they continued their relationship, stating, "We never really split up." Ronan dealt with the news admirably, posting a hilarious tweet reading, "Listen, we're all 'possibly' Frank Sinatra's son."

Grey's Anatomy on ABC (Derek and Meredith adjust to life at home with their newborn; Arizona tries to repair her marriage; Jackson and Owen clash over financial issues)
The Big Bang Theory on CBS (Raj designs a scavenger hunt that brings out the best -- and the worst -- in the whole gang)
The Millers on CBS (Nathan and Debbie's distress over their parents' divorce increases when they announce that they will each be moving in with one of them)
The Crazy Ones on CBS (Disaster strikes when Simon encourages Sydney to take the lead on an ad campaign for a coffee shop; Zach becomes jealous when Simon asks Andrew to care for a family of ducklings)
Two and a Half Men on CBS (Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner)
Parks and Recreation on NBC (Ben, Leslie and Chris meet with Eagleton city councilor Ingrid de Forest (Kristen Bell) to discuss financial matters; Ann brings April to vet school orientation; Ron tries to get off the grid)
The Michael J. Fox Show on NBC (Annie and Mike are excited about Eve's interest in a photography class -- until the racy subject matter is revealed; Leigh and Harris give Ian and Reese advice)
The X Factor on Fox (Hopefuls perform for the judges)
Glee on Fox (When Tina receives a nomination for prom queen, she develops an attitude that bothers her supporters; Rachel and Santana work jobs at a diner)
The Vampire Diaries on The CW (After spending a passionate summer with Damon and ensuring that Jeremy is adjusting to his return from the dead, Elena moves into Whitmore College with Caroline; a student named Megan shows up in Bonnie's place at the dorm)
Anger Management on FX (Charlie is forced to hire a new psychologist to replace Kate in his sex study; Jennifer and Lacey trick Sean)
David Letterman: Brian Williams, Stupid Human Tricks, a performance from the film "Muscle Shoals"
Jay Leno: Julianne Moore, Billy Gardell, Stone Temple Pilots with Chester Bennington
Jimmy Kimmel: John Mayer, Katie Lowes
Jimmy Fallon: Meredith Vieira, Mario Batali
Daily Show: Kerry Washington
Conan O'Brien: Jerry O'Connell, Lauren Cohan, Erin Foley
Arsenio Hall: Vivica A. Fox, Billy Ray Cyrus
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Khloe Kardashian and her house could both be on the market soon. Hollywoodlife.com is reporting that the reality star wants to sell the 8,347-square-foot Tarzana home that she has lived in with Lamar Odom for almost four years. A source claims that Lamar is unhappy about it, telling the website, "He’s hurt that she’s trying to force him out by trying to scare him, and trying to sell their house." On Tuesday, Lamar was photographed outside the couple's home. But a reconciliation seems unlikely, given that Khloe soon after took to Instagram to post a photo of crashing waves and the caption, "I want a love so deep the ocean would be jealous."

If you're sick of Miley Cyrus now, you're in for a real disappointment this Halloween. Thanks to the her twerk-tastic performance at the VMAs, the pop star is slated to be the most popular costume this Halloween. Miley "twerk" costumes are reportedly flying off the shelves at Halloween stores, and online retailers like Amazon and eBay are selling booty shorts, leotards and shirts adorned with teddybears, as well as that now-ubiquitous foam finger. There are even how-to sites that show you how to make your own Miley costume, complete with red lipstick, ponytail buns and platform All Star Converse. Looks like it's going to be a scary Halloween.

Princess Diana's been praised in many ways, but probably not quite like this before -- when asked by Glamour magazine who her fashion icon was, Rihanna named the late royal, saying, "You know who is the best who ever did it? Princess Diana. She was like - she killed it. Every look was right. She was gangsta with her clothes. She had these crazy hats. She got oversize jackets. I loved everything she wore!"

Modern Family on ABC (Phil's job takes up a lot of his time; Luke has his friends over for a poker game; Gloria worries the baby is cursed; Cam hosts a funeral for the cat's imaginary wife)
Nashville on ABC (Edgehill's new chief, Jeff Fordham (Oliver Hudson), is determined to put the label back on top; a reality TV star threatens Juliette's career)
Survivor on CBS (A family rivalry leads to an emotional breakdown; a contestant quits the game; a shocking blindside)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation on CBS (A murder and a robbery take place during a poker game with more than $1 million in chips on the table)
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on NBC (As a series of rapes on the Upper West Side puts the city on edge, a celebrity chef (Cybill Shepherd) fears she is the next victim when someone follows her home; Detective Benson has a hard time overcoming her traumatic ordeal)
The X Factor on Fox (Hopefuls perform for the judges)
Duck Dynasty on A&E (Si tools around in a mobility scooter after claiming he was injured in a fender bender with Willie; Phil must find a new pet turtle to replace Miss Kay's beloved ``Mr. T.'')
South Park on CC (To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them)
Miley: The Movement on MTV
Toddlers & Tiaras on TLC (Kate is ready for her pageant with doll Katie by her side; Cherish competes against her mother more than the other girls; Kaden shows a boy can love football and pageants)
David Letterman: Kerry Washington, Ariel Tweto, Yoko Ono and Plastic Ono Band
Jay Leno: Kathy Griffin, Newt Gingrich, Demi Lovato
Jimmy Kimmel: Tim Allen, Kenny Rogers
Craig Ferguson: Robin Williams
Jimmy Fallon: Paul Giamatti, Anthony Mackie, MS MR
Carson Daly: Buzz Aldrin, the Indecent, Big Black Delta (R 5/17/13)
Tavis Smiley: Marcia Gay Harden
Daily Show: Sandra Bullock
Colbert Report: Chris Matthews
Chelsea Lately: Jenna Dewan-Tatum, Michael Yo, Arden Myrin, Josh Wolf
Conan O'Brien: Cee-Lo Green, Stephen Merchant, Goodie Mob
Totally Biased: Hannibal Buress
Arsenio Hall: Tony Goldwyn, J.B. Smoove, Iliza Shlesinger
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The Duck Dynasty empire keeps expanding -- the reality stars' latest venture will be a holiday album entitled Duck the Halls: A Robertson Family Christmas. The gang will be covering Christmas classics like "I'll Be Home For Christmas," as well as originals like "Ragin' Cajun Redneck Christmas." The record will also feature guest vocals from a number of big-name country stars: George Strait, Luke Bryan, Alison Krauss, and Josh Turner.
Duck The Halls: A Robertson Family Christmas Track Listing:
1. “Ragin’ Cajun Redneck Christmas”
2. “I’ll Be Home For Christmas”
3. “You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch”
4. “Christmas Cookies”
5. “Away In A Manger”
6. “Hairy Christmas
7. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”
8. “Duck The Halls”
9. “Camouflage And Christmas Lights”
10. “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer”
11. “Night Before Christmas”
12. “Why I Love Christmas”
13. “Silent Night”
Nobody's safe in Springfield on this season of The Simpsons. The iconic cartoon's executive producer Al Jean revealed that one character will be killed off this season, and he's keeping the unlucky one's identity a secret. Jean gives only one clue: "The actor playing the character won an Emmy for playing that character." Given that The Simpsons has won 28 Emmys, that clue isn't much help. However, award-winning candidates include Sideshow Bob, Moe Szyslak, Barney Gumble, and Krusty the Clown.
Barbara Walters has apologized to Katy Perry for scolding her in 2011 for being late to an interview. Katy told Billboard, "When I got there, I apologized immediately, but then she said to me, 'You know, I've only ever waited for one other person this long, and you know who that person was? Judy Garland. You know how she turned out, right?' I was like, 'Oh, snap! Yes, b**ch!' I think it's the coolest thing that Barbara Walters shaded (trashed) me." Walters said, "Katy, if I made you feel at all unhappy, during a time when you were obviously unhappy, and I didn't know, I'm sorry, but you can't always know!"
The Croods, This Is The End, Abandoned Mine, 100 Bloody Acres, Dead Before Dawn, The Frozen Ground, Language of a Broken Heart, Morning, Fright Night 2: New Blood, An Oversimplification of Her Beauty and Branca's Pitch are all out on DVD today
Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. on ABC (Coulson runs into Comandante Camilla Reyes when he and the agents travel to Peru to investigate a mysterious object)
The Voice on NBC (The blind auditions continue)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine on Fox (When Jake starts accumulating unsolved cases, the other detectives worry his losing streak will rub off on them; Amy, Rosa and Gina run a program for at-risk youth; Boyle helps Sgt. Jeffords with a case)
New Girl on Fox (Jess and Nick invite Schmidt on a double date; Nick learns a shocking secret; Winston tries to get his friends a table at an exclusive restaurant)
The Mindy Project on Fox (Casey decides to become a DJ; Mindy and her co-workers go to a music festival for their work retreat; Jeremy hires a new doctor)
I Dream of NeNe: The Wedding on Bravo (NeNe has a confrontation with Gregg's oldest son; NeNe and her bridesmaids take a trip to Los Angeles, which doesn't go as planned0
Tosh.0 on Comedy Central (Daniel demonstrates why gravy should be the official beverage of autumn; a man trades his life savings for a banana gets a web redemption.)
Sons of Anarchy on FX (An attack at the compound leads the guys to seek revenge)
Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition on Lifetime (The theme of the week is ``Unconventional''; the remaining dancers battle Abby in a martial arts challenge; the mother of the challenge winner gets to decide which dancers land in the bottom three)
Catfish: Mentiras en la Red on MTV (After meeting on Facebook, Kristen makes excuses to avoid meeting Derek in person)
19 Kids and Counting on TLC (Josh and Anna adjust to life in Washington, D.C.; Anna ventures out on her own; the Duggars get an idea for how to give back)
David Letterman: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nick Offerman
Jay Leno: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jay Mohr, Mika featuring Ariana Grande
Jimmy Kimmel: Will Arnett, Clark Gregg, Bonnie Raitt
Craig Ferguson: Patricia Heaton, Dennis Lehane
Jimmy Fallon: Rebel Wilson, Joel Osteen, Lorde
Tavis Smiley: Gloria Estefan
Daily Show: David Mitchell
Colbert Report: Daniel Radcliffe
Chelsea Lately: Mary McCormack, John Caparulo, April Richardson, Ross Mathews
Conan O'Brien: Adam Scott, Jake Bugg
Arsenio: Margaret Cho
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