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Amanda Bynes was arrested for driving under the influence on Sunday morning. According to authorities, the 28-year-old actress stopped her Mercedes in the middle of a Los Angeles intersection at roughly 3 a.m. and was found to be "under the influence of a controlled substance." She was charged with a misdemeanor, held on $15,000 bail and released the same day. For the past several months, Bynes had quietly been taking fashion design courses and spending time with her parents. Prior to that, the former Nickelodeon star made headlines for her erratic behavior and arrests, including a DUI, which ultimately led to her being involuntarily hospitalized for a mental health evaluation and sent to rehab.



Warner Brothers has officially announced new details about Magic Mike XXL, including the fact that Elizabeth Banks, Donald Glover and Michael Strahan have been added to the cast. Entertainment Weekly reports that the trio join the previously announced group of returning and new stars including Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash, Adam Rodriguez, Gabriel Iglesias, Amber Heard, Andie MacDowell, and Jada Pinkett Smith. Meanwhile, Warner Brothers also released the first piece of plot for the sequel, which explains that the films picks up three years after the first film and finds the remaining Kings of Tampa planning their final blowout before closing down the Myrtle Beach hotspot. 



Chef, Hellion, Cold in July, Third Person, Lucky Them, Decoding Annie Parker, Transformers: Age of Extinction, The Pretty One and Are You Here are all out on DVD today

PRIME TIME TV

Selfie on ABC (PREMIERE ... A young woman who is obsessed with her online persona turns to a marketing expert for a real-life makeover)

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. on ABC (Running out of options, Coulson's only hope at saving his team is to put them in the line of fire; a doctor (Kyle MacLachlan) with dangerous secrets could impact a core team member)

NCIS on CBS (When a lieutenant is murdered on his way to meet the president, the team must determine if his death was a targeted hit or part of a recent series of muggings)

The Voice on NBC (The blind auditions continue as talented vocalists from across the country perform for the musician coaches)

Chicago Fire on NBC (Severide comes back to work, but isn't his usual self; Mills discovers more information about his father's family; Herrmann asks Molly investors to share ideas that could help turn the business around)

New Girl on Fox (Jess' dad visits with his new girlfriend (Kaitlin Olson), who turns out to be Jess and Cece's high school rival; Schmidt gets the guys to help him at work by participating in a focus group)

The Mindy Project on Fox (Tax troubles inspire Mindy to rekindle a phony relationship with Cliff; Jeremy and Peter secretly try to win Lauren's affections by outdoing each other)

NCIS: New Orleans on CBS (When a Navy lieutenant on liberty dies of bubonic plague, NCIS Special Agent Tony DiNozzo helps the New Orleans team as they try to control a potential outbreak and find the source of the infectious disease)

Married at First Sight on BIO (New, unseen footage from three of the couples weddings and honeymoons)

Sons of Anarchy on FX (A past effort to help one ally leads to trouble with another)

19 Kids and Counting on TLC (The oldest Duggar women try out hair and makeup for Jill's wedding and search for bridesmaid attire)
 

LATE NIGHT TV

David Letterman: Rosie O'Donnell, Maggie Q, Bleachers

Jimmy Fallon: Tyler Perry, Miles Teller, Lucinda Williams

Jimmy Kimmel: Martin Short, Dave Salmoni, Steve Aoki featuring Waka Flocka Flame and Travis Barker

Craig Ferguson: Don Rickles, Eiza Gonzalez, Daniel Sloss

Seth Meyers: Nathan Lane, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Garry Marshall

Daily Show: Ben Affleck

Colbert Report: Jeffrey Tambor

Conan O'Brien: Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Bill Burr, Chrissie Hynde

Watch What Happens Live: Kate Walsh, B.J. Novak

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Ariana Grande took to Twitter on Thursday to slam the rumors about her being a demanding diva. "Man some of these rumors that have been coming out about me lately actually have me laughing out loud.... really can't take em seriously," she wrote. "Sooner or later ppl will realize that what u put out is what u get back. the lies/hate etc. give love & I promise life will treat u better." Grande was the subject of a report earlier this week that claimed the pint-sized singer recently signed autographs and took photos with fans, then proceeded to declare the moment she got in the elevator, "I hope they all f**king die." Yikes.


NBC announced yesterday that former Saturday Night Live cast member Darrell Hammond will be returning to the show this year as its announcer, replacing the legendary Don Pardo, who passed away in August at the age of 96. During his 14-year tenure on the show, Hammond occasionally substituted for Pardo when the latter was unable to do the show for health reasons. At the time of Pardo's death, Hammond had said he would be "honored and thrilled" to be chosen as the second-ever announcer in SNL's 40-year history. 




Led by an all-star ensemble cast that includes Jason Bateman, Tina Fey and Jane Fonda, This Is Where I Leave You tells the story of the Altman family and their history of not getting along. But when the patriarch dies, the whole clan is expected to fulfill his final wish and follow through with the Jewish tradition of “sitting Shiva” for him -- together -- for an entire week. The film is based on the hilarious and poignant best-selling novel by Jonathan Tropper.

A Walk Among the Tombstones (Rated R) ... Starring Liam Neeson. Based on Lawrence Block's bestselling series of mystery novels, "A Walk Among the Tombstones" stars Liam Neeson as Matt Scudder, an ex-NYPD cop who now works as an unlicensed private investigator operating just outside the law. When Scudder reluctantly agrees to help a heroin trafficker (Dan Stevens) hunt down the men who kidnapped and then brutally murdered his wife, the PI learns that this is not the first time these men have committed this sort of twisted crime…nor will it be the last. Blurring the lines between right and wrong, Scudder races to track the deviants through the backstreets of New York City before they kill again.
 
FRIDAY, SEPT 19

Big Brother on CBS (Previously unseen moments include alliances, backstabbing and scheming)

Dateline NBC (A week before a wealthy banker's divorce was set to reach a settlement, an ex-con says he was hired to murder someone in the family)

Red Band Society on Fox (Adults at the Los Angeles' Ocean Park Hospital lead an unlikely group of rebellious friends through adolescence)

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team on CMT (Three girls are left to cut and the first game is right around the corner; the pressure is intense as the girls return to AT&T Stadium to take the field for the first time since auditions)

Fashion Police on E! (Remembering Joan)

Real Time With Bill Maher on HBO (Former Secretary of State Gen. Colin Powell; political activist Matthew Segal; Rep. Jack Kingston (R-Ga.); editor Katrina vanden Heuvel; actor Wendell Pierce)

Z Nation on SyFy (In New Jersey, Cassandra's past comes back to haunt her, and the survivors run out of fuel and undertake a dangerous mission in order to fill up)

David Letterman: Michael Strahan, a Top Ten List presented by 2014 U.S. Open Men's champion Marin Cilic, Richard Branson, Interpol (R 9/9/14)

Jimmy Fallon: James Spader

Jimmy Kimmel: Morgan Freeman, Julianne Hough, Ingrid Michaelson (R 9/11/14)

Craig Ferguson: Morgan Freeman, Genesis Rodriguez

Seth Meyers: Heidi Klum, Kieran Culkin, Leslie Jones (R 9/4/14)

Carson Daly: Richard Ayoade, Franz Ferdinand, Royal Canoe (R 5/12/14)

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20

College Football Primetime on ABC (Clemson at Florida State)

College Football Primetime on FOX (Oklahoma at West Virginia)

On the Run Tour: Beyoncé and Jay Z on HBO (The couple perform in Paris, France in their first collaborative tour)

HBO New Movie of the Week: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty ... Starring: Ben Stiller, Kristen Wiig, Shirley MacLaine. Walter Mitty develops photos for a magazine but escapes the tedium through heroic daydreams. When Walter gets a chance for a real adventure, he may just build a relationship with a co-worker named Cheryl. Based on the short story by James Thurber.
 

Sunday September 21

60 Minutes on CBS (PREMIERE .. Kurdish Peshmerga fighters and a detained member of ISIS in the northern regions of Iraq; using stolen social security cards to obtain fraudulent tax refunds)

Sunday Night Football on NBC (Pittsburgh Steelers at Carolina Panthers)

American Dad on Fox (When Francine and Roger find an alien (Kim Kardashian) in the woods, Roger ends up having a fling with her)

Total Divas on E! (Brie and Bryan's wrestling careers are at risk; Brie's effort to save their future puts Nikki in a tough spot with John; Rosa fails at reconciling two enemies)

The Strain on FX (Setrakian leads Eph, Fet and Nora in the hunt for the Master's lair; Zack risks his safety for Mariela's sake)

Boardwalk Empire on HBO (Chalky heads in a new direction; Margaret finds herself in a quandary; Nucky hosts a prospective partner from Boston; Luciano and Siegel meet with Narcisse in Harlem; in 1884, young Nucky flirts with a girl)

Ray Donovan on Showtime (Ray makes arrangements in the event of his possible arrest; Cookie pays Ray to track down a video of the shooting; Mickey's robbery does not go as planned; Shorty's oxygen tanks explode; Ezra says that Kate needs to be stopped)

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It looks like Beyonce isn't flawless after all. New video has emerged that reveals her lip-syncing during her and Jay Z's recent concert in Paris. During her performance of "Partition," Bey can be seen reaching down to greet fans in the pit and pulling the mic away from her face. However, her voice mysteriously continues to be heard belting out the song. In the footage, Beyonce seems unfazed by the flub as she quickly puts the mic back up to her lips and returns to "singing." Back in January 2013, Beyonce admitted that she lip-synced the National Anthem at the presidential inauguration.



On last night's episode of the Tonight ShowVoice judges Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton went up against Jimmy Fallon in a lip-sync battle. Each contestant chose their own two songs. In round one, Shelton lip-synced Taco's "Puttin' on the Ritz, Fallon took on Ellie Goulding's "Burn" and Stefani delivered Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe." For round two, Shelton diva'd out to Starship's "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" and Fallon tried out Spike Jones' "Cocktails for Two." Best of all, after Stefani chose "Endless Love" for her final song and started lip-syncing to Lionel Richie's lines, Shelton volunteered his efforts for Diana Ross' part, which resulted in a collaborative, semi-romantic performance. 



Sharon Osbourne has claimed that U2 gave away their new album for free to Apple users because no one cares enough to buy it. "U2 you are business moguls not musicians anymore,” Osbourne wrote on Twitter yesterday morning. “No wonder you have to give your mediocre music away for free cause no one wants to buy it." The Talk co-host went on to wonder how much the band is making off of the Apple deal, before calling them  “a bunch of middle age political groupies.” “Whose political a** are we going to pull you out of today?” Osbourne continued. “Or are you front row at another tragic fashion show?”


PRIME TIME TV

Thursday Night Football on CBS (Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Atlanta Falcons)

The Biggest Loser on NBC (As the trainers and contestants get to know each other, one player refuses to discuss what led to her weight gain; the contestants race through an obstacle course carrying a punching bag; Dr. Huizenga meets with the players; weigh-in)

Project Runway on Lifetime (The designers are tasked with creating age-appropriate looks for their young models based on the American Girl Historical Character line)

Dating Naked on VH1 (A new-age hippie and a sexual healer want to get married)

LATE NIGHT TV

David Letterman: Mike Myers, Bonnie McFarlane, John Fullbright (R 8/28/14)

Jimmy Fallon: Billy Crystal, Rose Byrne, Nobu Matsuhisa, Lecrae

Jimmy Kimmel: Kaley Cuoco, Anthony Anderson, Bastille

Craig Ferguson: Sharon Osbourne, Carmen Lynch

Seth Meyers: Julianna Margulies, Viggo Mortensen, Randy Liedtke

Colbert Report: Terry Gilliam

Conan O'Brien: Hank Azaria, Tegan & Sara

Watch What Happens Live: Liam Neeson, John Benjamin Hickey

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It's a girl for Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling! Multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly that Mendes delivered a baby girl on Friday, although no other details--including the baby's name or where she was born--have been made public so far. Mendes kept a low profile during her pregnancy, last making a red-carpet appearance in February at a dinner honoring the late Elizabeth Taylor. Mendes and Gosling have been dating since meeting on the set of The Place Beyond the Pines in 2011. That same year, Gosling said, "I'll make movies until I make babies."




Leonardo DiCaprio has been named a UN Messenger of Peace, a job that will see him trotting the globe to advocate for the environment. DiCaprio joins figures such as Stevie Wonder, Michael Douglas and George Clooney, who use their high profile to advocate for global issues. UN Secretary- said on Tuesday that DiCaprio will use his position to focus on climate change. DiCaprio said in a statement that climate change "will likely determine the fate of humanity and our planet."
 



A new live CD/DVD of Whitney Houston will be released on November 10. Whitney Houston Live: Her Greatest Performances will feature the late singer's first public performance, as well as one of her last. Clive Davis, who produced the album, told the AP that it "shows why she is at the absolute historic top rank up there with Aretha Franklin and Barbra Streisand as the greatest singers of our lifetime." The album includes footage from Houston's 1983 performance on The Merv Griffin Show.


Big Brother on CBS (A house guest is evicted)

America's Got Talent on NBC (Finale ... Nick Cannon reveals the winner; scheduled performers include Ed Sheeran, Jennifer Hudson, Lenny Kravitz, Pitbull and Train)

Hell's Kitchen on Fox (Ramsay uses a unique recipe challenge to strengthen team communication; the teams work together to prepare a dinner service with special guests, including TV host Wendy Williams)

Red Band Society on Fox (Adults at the Los Angeles' Ocean Park Hospital lead an unlikely group of rebellious friends through adolescence)

Wahlburgers on A&E (Alma becomes worried when Paul takes up woodworking as a hobby; Johnny Drama and his funk band are scheduled to perform at the Boston premiere of Mark's new film)
 

David Letterman: Michael Cera, dock diving dogs, Lyle Lovett (R 8/25/14)

Jimmy Fallon: Liam Neeson, Terry Gilliam

Jimmy Kimmel: Ty Burrell, Len Goodman, Paolo Nutini

Craig Ferguson: Paul Reiser, Aimee Garcia

Seth Meyers: Tina Fey, Adam Pally, Grouplove

Daily Show: Zephyr Teachout

Colbert Report: Viggo Mortensen

Conan O'Brien: Marisa Tomei, Jim Jefferies, Old Crow Medicine Show

Watch What Happens Live: Jessica Chastain, Craig Ferguson

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Kanye West wants everybody to know that he's not sorry for calling out two concertgoers for remaining seated when he'd asked them to dance -- despite the fact that they were in wheelchairs. In an epic rant during his Sunday concert in Brisbane, Australia, the rapper referenced the time he apologized on the TODAY show for interrupting Taylor Swift's VMAs acceptance speech and declared, "Don’t try to force me into some, like, fake apology or something like last time I was on the show." Kanye also bemoaned the media's portrayal of him:  "Take a step back and look at this. I’m a married, Christian man with a family. At my concerts, I make sure everybody has as good of a time as possible.” 



Bill Murray made a surprise appearance at a birthday party on Saturday in Charleston, South Carolina, where he thrilled guests by shaking his booty to Lil Jon's "Turn Down for What." The actor was invited to the bash by Marvin Larry Reynolds, who offered to share the celebration with Murray since they both have September birthdays. Murray accepted the offer, despite never having met Reynolds. (The two do have a friend in common: a local chef named Brett McKee, who posted the video of Murray dancing on  Facebook.) Murray often visits Charleston, where he owns a home and a minor-league baseball team.



For the second time this year, Rob Kardashian has taken to Twitter to post about spending time with his son, only to quickly delete the online messages. On Sunday night, the reality star tweeted to his 5 million followers: "I'm about to go pick up my Son from the port and can't wait to watch a great movie with him. Suggestions anyone ??? He's 6." The first time that Rob tweeted a reference to his son was in July, after which he denied being a father and claimed he was joking. This time around, he has been mum.



Conan O'Brien's TBS talk show next week will feature five days of George Harrison covers performed by artists including Beck, Norah Jones and Dhani Harrison. The celebration of the late Beatle is being dubbed "George Harrison week" and coincides with the release of a box set of Harrison's early solo work, Rolling Stone reports. More performers for Conan are expected to be announced soon. 



Will Ferrell will return to the screen as the monomaniacal fashion mogul Mugatu in the upcoming Zoolander 2 sequel, the comedian has revealed. Ferrell told website JoBlo that actors in the new film are supposed to be doing a read-through of the script "soon," and that "Mugatu is part of it." Fans have long called for a sequel of Zoolander, which did not meet box office expectations but grew into a cult favorite later on. 



Godzilla, Think Like a Man Too and The Fault in Our Stars are all out on DVD today

Dancing With the Stars on ABC (Smokey Robinson performs; a couple is eliminated)

America's Got Talent on NBC (The final six acts perform one final time)

Big Brother on CBS (House guests compete for head of household)

New Girl on Fox (The friends make a pact to each get lucky at their final wedding of the season; Winston recovers from his police academy training; Coach realizes he has already hooked up with every woman at the party)

The Mindy Project on Fox (Mindy and Danny try to set office relationship boundaries; Jeremy works on organizing a charity event with Peter's girlfriend; Morgan's cousin visits the office)

Married at First Sight on BIO (Host Kevin Frasier and the four Married At First Sight experts get the chance to catch up with the couples and ask them the questions America wants answered)

The Jennie Garth Project on HGTV (Jennie starts the renovation of a 1970s ranch home in Studio City, Calif., but must reevaluate her plan after a costly repair)

19 Kids and Counting on TLC (Jim Bob puts Ben to work with a list of jobs for his first day on Duggar duty; Jill and Derick go wedding band shopping)

David Letterman: Tina Fey, Moody McCarthy, Kevin Drew (R 9/5/14)

Jimmy Fallon: Julianna Margulies, Jerry Lewis, Public Enemy

Jimmy Kimmel: Keegan-Michael Key & Jordan Peele, David Muir, Fall Out Boy

Craig Ferguson: Terry Bradshaw, Joel Stein

Seth Meyers: Octavia Spencer, James Ellroy

Carson Daly: Nicholas Stoller, Cerebral Ballzy, Theo Von (R 5/6/14)

Daily Show: Bill Hader

Colbert Report: Unlocking the Truth

At Midnight: Kevin Smith, Justin Long, Jen Kirkman

Conan O'Brien: Kevin Nealon, Dr. Jennifer Berman, Nick Griffin

Watch What Happens Live: The cast of "Million Dollar Listing: Los Angeles"

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Talk about awkward. Kanye West stopped in the middle of his Sydney, Australia, show on Friday to call out two audience members for remaining seated when he'd asked them to dance -- only to find out that they were in wheelchairs. "I decided I can’t do this song," the rapper declared. "I can’t do the rest of the show until everybody stands up. Unless you got a handicap pass and you get special parking and s**t.” The rapper realized his mistake when the woman sitting down waved her prosthetic limb at him. Meanwhile, fans near the second fan tried to communicate with Kanye by making "wheelchair motions." However, Kanye refused to continue the show until one of his entourage members confirmed that the man was indeed unable to stand up.



In the new issue of Porter magazine, Martha Stewart makes it very clear that she isn't impressed by Gwyneth Paltrow and her lifestyle brand Goop. "She just needs to be quiet -- she's a movie star," Stewart says. "If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart." Oh snap! Stewart also takes on actress Taylor Schilling, who stars in Netflix's hit show Orange Is the New Black. Having spent time in prison herself, Stewart says the dramedy about women behind bars had the potential to be stellar, but that Schilling "is not good enough" to have been cast as the series' lead actress. Ouch.


Dancing With the Stars on ABC

American Ninja Warrior on NBC (Contestants from the U.S. face teams from Japan and Europe on the Las Vegas finals course)

America's Next Top Model on The CW (Tyra helps the models prepare for a sexy photo shoot; unexpected chemistry sparks between two models before a challenge involving stilts; a model breaks a house rule after a night of partying)

MasterChef on Fox (The final three contestants create dishes for a panel of judges representing all 50 states; two cooks face a pressure test with classic American desserts; the judges choose a winner)

Monday Night Football on ESPN (Philadelphia Eagles at Indianapolis Colts)

WWE Monday Night RAW on USA (Brock Lesnar returns to confront John Cena before this Sunday's Night of Champions)

Jimmy Fallon: Barbra Streisand

Jimmy Kimmel: Jane Fonda, Ike Barinholtz, Mastodon

Craig Ferguson: Kevin Bacon, the Bacon Brothers

Seth Meyers: Bill Hader, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Walk the Moon

Carson Daly: Sophia Amoruso, L.P., Ume (R 5/5/14)

Daily Show: Ken Burns

Colbert Report: Mindy Kaling

Conan O'Brien: Timothy Olyphant, Nasim Pedrad, Passenger

Watch What Happens Live: Connie Britton, Justin Long

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Sara Gilbert is pregnant! The Roseanne alum and current Talk co-host has announced that she and her songwriter wife Linda Perry are expecting their first child. Gilbert revealed the news during yesterday’s episode of The Talk, when she refused to face her fear of a cinderblock being broken on her stomach during their "Face Your Fears" week. "I was scared to do it and I really believe in facing your fears," Gilbert explained. “But I actually can't do the dare because I'm pregnant." Gilbert, who tied the know with Perry in March, already shares 9-year-old son Levi and 7-year-old daughter Sawyer with her ex-partner Alison Adler. 



David Bowie will release a career-spanning box set in November that will feature both classic tracks and new music. Nothing Has Changed, which comes out in a variety of formats on November 18, will include "Sue (or In a Season of Crime)," an eight-minute single recorded specifically for the compilation with the help of Bowie's longtime collaborator Tony Visconti. That track marks Bowie's first new material since last year's comeback album, The Next Day. "Sue" and its B-side, "Tis a Pity She's a Whore," will be issued as a separate digital single on November 18, and can also be purchased on 10-inch vinyl for Record Store Day's Black Friday event on November 28.


Big Brother on CBS (A house guest is evicted)

America's Got Talent on NBC (The final six acts are revealed; Jackie Evancho performs)

Hell's Kitchen on Fox (PREMIERE ... Ramsay splits the 18 aspiring chefs into two teams and asks them to present their signature dishes; the winning team spends time with Ramsay and chef Wolfgang Puck, while the losers set up the living arrangements; Geoduck sashimi challenge.)

Wahlburgers on A&E (Paul visits an oyster farm and attends a skateboarding event for his son; Mark wants Paul to meet a city developer to discuss a restaurant location; Paul becomes worried when Alma shares candid childhood stories with a visiting reporter)

LATE NIGHT TV

David Letterman: Dr. Phil McGraw, Katharine McPhee, Death From Above 1979

Jimmy Fallon: Hugh Jackman, Nick Offerman, Luke Bryan

Jimmy Kimmel: Queen Latifah, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Panama Wedding

Craig Ferguson: Carrie Ann Inaba, Lawrence Block

Seth Meyers: Connie Britton, Vance Joy

Daily Show: Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon

Colbert Report: Henry Kissinger

Conan O'Brien: Seth Green, Leslie Bibb, Sturgill Simpson

Watch What Happens Live: Steve Harvey, Nick Jonas

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In celebration of kicking off the U.S. leg of her world tour, Demi Lovato has announced that fans can download her Demi album for free for one week via Google Play. “Hey Everyone! I want to thank you so much for supporting my album Demi,” Lovato says in a new video posted last night. “It’s been an amazing year and I’m still really, really proud of it.” Lovato goes on to say that the Google Play version of the album includes her cover of Ed Sheeran’s song “Give Me Love.” Additionally, Lovato will participate in a Google+ Hangout at 7 p.m. ET tonight. 



Prince George is going to be a big brother! Kensington Palace confirmed yesterday that Prince William and his wife, the former Kate Middleton, are expecting their second child. Duchess Kate is reportedly experiencing acute morning sickness, as she did with George, who is now 13 months old. Prime Minister David Cameron said he was "delighted by the happy news that they're expecting another baby,” and British press are reporting that the pregnancy has not yet passed the 12-week mark. Whenever Queen Elizabeth perishes, Prince Charles will be first in line for the throne, followed by William, then George. In responding to the news, Prince Harry quipped, "I can't wait to see my brother suffer more."



Surprise! Long-engaged couple Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka finally said "I do" on Saturday at a hush-hush wedding in Italy. "We happily confirm that Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka were married in Italy in an intimate ceremony surrounded by their close friends and family," Harris' rep confirmed. The two grooms each wore a custom Tom Ford tuxedo for the ceremony, which was officiated by Harris' How I Met Your Mother director, Pamela Fryman. The couple's twins, 3-year-old Grace and Gideon, also took part in the ceremony, while the reception featured a performance by Elton John.



Pink will be showing a more folk-influenced side of her voice with You + Me, a new collaboration with City and Colour’s Dallas Green. Billboard reports that the duo have released the first single from their debut album Rose Ave., which will be released on October 14 via RCA. “You and Me” is a hushed, acoustic love song that was recorded, along with the rest of the album, over the span of one week in Los Angeles. Pink reportedly met Green, whom she invited to open for her on several dates of her Truth About Love tour, through her husband Carey Hart. 



A Long Way Down, Louder Than Words, Fed Up, Last Passenger, Borgman, Willow Creek, Brick Mansions, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Ida, God's Pocket, Palo Alto, Words and Pictures, The Hornet's Nest and My Man Is a Loser are all out on DVD today.

Extreme Weight Loss on ABC (A father and daughter team with a strained relationship try to lose weight)

Big Brother on CBS (House guests vie for the power of veto)

Fashion Rocks on CBS (Ryan Seacrest hosts this concert honoring the relationship between fashion and music at Barclays Center in New York; performers include The Band Perry, Duran Duran, KISS, Miranda Lambert, Jennifer Lopez, Nico & Vinz, Rita Ora, Pitbull and Usher)

America's Got Talent on NBC (The top 12 acts perform)

Utopia on Fox (Fifteen Americans move to a remote location and work together to build their own civilization from the bottom up)

Hotel Hell on Fox (Gordon heads to Northern California where he works to get the owners of Murphy's Hotel to focus on the guests' experience in order to keep the establishment in business)

Robin Williams Remembered -- A Pioneers of Television Special on PBS (A tribute to actor and comic Robin Williams features an interview he gave for the ``Pioneers of Television'' series, clips from his career, and comments by those who knew and worked with him)

Sons of Anarchy on FX (Jax makes vengeance a club priority in the wake of Tara's death)

19 Kids and Counting on TLC (James chaperones a romantic hike with Jill and her fiance, Derick. Jason chaperones a date between Jessa and Ben at the shooting range)

LATE NIGHT TV

David Letterman: Michael Strahan, Richard Branson, Interpol

Jimmy Fallon: Keith Richards, Debra Messing

Jimmy Kimmel: Bill Hader, Richard Linklater, Jhene Aiko

Craig Ferguson: Julie Chen, Louie Anderson

Seth Meyers: Jeff Goldblum, Jeff Kluger

Daily Show: Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand

Colbert Report: Jason Segel

Conan O'Brien: Anna Faris, John Hodgman, Wiz Khalifa

Watch What Happens Live: Jenna Dewan Tatum

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Joan Rivers, who died last week at the age of 81, once declared, "I want my funeral to be a big showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action." The legendary comedian got her wish Sunday at a star-studded memorial held at Temple Emanu-El in New York City. The paparazzi went wild taking pictures of guests as they walked in, among them Barbara Walters, Sarah Jessica Parker, Donald Trump, and Whoopi Goldberg. Rivers' daughter Melissa read a heartfelt letter and Howard Stern paid tribute by calling the late Fashion Police host his "hero," and commending her for being "a troublemaker, trail blazer, pioneer for comics everywhere, never apologizing and never caring what people thought." Making the funeral even more fabulous: The New York City Gay Men's Chorus performed several numbers, and Hugh Jackman honored her by singing the Broadway tune "Quiet Please, There's a Lady on Stage." Leave it to Rivers to put the "fun" in "funeral."




The alleged alternate ending of How I Met Your Motherwhich was scheduled to be released on September 23 as a bonus feature on the complete series DVD box set, leaked Saturday. It looks back at Ted's past girlfriends, his complicated relationship with Robin and finally, his fateful encounter with Tracy, the show's titular mother, at the train station. The two marry and Ted is heard saying at the end of the episode, "And that kids, is how I met your mother." Interestingly, the alternate is a far more satisfying and upbeat ending to the show than the real one. Many fans took to social media to express their outrage back in March when the finale aired and revealed that Ted ended up with Robin after Tracy died.



Drew Carey has offered to donate a $10,000 reward in hopes of finding the high school student involved in a horrible ALS Ice Bucket Challenge prank against a boy with autism. E! reports that Carey decided to make the offer after hearing about an act that involved a 14-year-old autistic boy being covered in a bucket of urine, feces and spit instead of ice water during the challenge. "WTF? Just saw this. Horrendous," Carey tweeted Friday evening. "These kids should be arrested and expelled." Carey went on to pledge $10,000 to the Bay Village Police Department in Ohio, and also promised that he’d donate the same amount to Autism Speaks if the police find the students responsible without reward money. 



Nick and Drew Lachey have been named as the grand marshals of the 2014 Oktoberfest Zinzinnati in Ohio later this month. According to the Associated Press, the Lachey brothers’ grand marshal duties will include leading the self-proclaimed “world’s largest chicken dance” in downtown Cincinnati. Held September 19-21, the festival is expected to draw more than 600,000 people. Previous grand marshals have included actor George Takei, Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil and music satirist Weird Al Yankovic. 



Bachelor in Paradise on ABC (Chris tells the remaining cast that, if they can't see their relationship transitioning into the real world, they need to leave; the couples go on overnight dates)

Running Wild With Bear Grylls on NBC (Bear takes former professional football player Deion Sanders to the mesas and canyons of Utah for his first ever camping trip)

MasterChef on Fox (Joined by VIP kitchen guests, the cooks prepare dishes inspired by loved ones; the cooks face a challenge involving rare protein dishes; a final team challenge establishes who will move on to the top three)

America's Next Top Model on The CW (A love triangle puts some models off their game at an optical illusion photo shoot; as makeover day arrives, one model shows off a new look, while another has a breakdown)

NFL Football on ESPN (New York Giants at Detroit Lions and San Diego Chargers at Arizona Cardinals)

Anger Management on FX (Charlie becomes paranoid after discovering he's dating a private investigator)

WWE Monday Night RAW on USA (RAW goes Springer as Jerry performs an intervention with the Bella sisters)

David Letterman: Bill Maher, Henrik Lundqvist, Spoon

Jimmy Fallon: Jason Segel, Steve Harvey, Alicia Keys

Jimmy Kimmel: Lena Dunham, Ben Schwartz

Craig Ferguson: Katey Sagal, Michael Irvin

Seth Meyers: Tony Parker, Max Greenfield, Banks

Daily Show: Rerun TBA

Colbert Report: John Lithgow

Conan O'Brien: Mel Brooks, Adam Devine, Alt-J

Watch What Happens Live: Zosia Mamet, Patrick Wilson

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Mindy's Mouth


Legendary comedienne Joan Rivers, who never shied away from off-color topics or skewering celebs, passed away yesterday afternoon at the age of 81. The tireless Fashion Police host went into cardiac arrest during a throat procedure last week and was rushed to New York's Mt. Sinai Hospital, where she died while surrounded by family and friends. "My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh," her daughter, Melissa Rivers, said. "Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her final wish would be that we return to laughing soon." As for funerals, Rivers once wrote that they are "just a red carpet show for dead people," adding, "It's a chance for mourners from all walks of life to accessorize in basic black, and to make a fashion statement that is bold enough to draw attention away from the bereaved but subtle enough so that no one knows that it's happening.

Anna Kendrick: RIP Joan Rivers. Being publicly told that my dress is hideous will never feel quite as awesome. You will be truly missed.

David Letterman "Here's a woman, a real pioneer for other women looking for careers in stand-up comedy. And talk about guts—she would come out here and sit in this chair and say some things that were unbelievable, just where you would have to swallow pretty hard… but it was hilarious… the force of her comedy was overpowering."

Amy Poehler "What a full life. Every woman in comedy is indebted to her. She was there at the beginning and funny to the end. RIP Joan"

Carol Burnett: "I knew Joan for 50 years, and she was always fun, charming and sweet to be with, and funny as hell. She was also the poster child for the 'Energizer Bunny!' My love goes out to Melissa and Cooper. I am very sad today."

Nancy Reagan: "Joan Rivers was not only a dear friend, but one of the kindest and funniest people I ever knew. I doubt there's anyone who hasn't laughed at her or with her until they cried. Today our tears are those of sadness. I know I join millions in saying, "Thanks for the good times Joan, we will truly miss you. My love and deepest sympathy go to Melissa and Cooper."

Ryan Seacrest "Joan was a trailblazer in so many ways, and I greatly admired her talent and humor. She was a colleague and friend, as we worked together on E!, and she was also a treasured guest on my radio show many times. Regardless of the forum, Joan was full of funny, witty surprises and she had so much spirit. She will be greatly missed. My thoughts and prayers go out to Melissa and her family."

Don Rickles: "Our dear Joan is gone. Knowing her, working with he and enjoying the fun times of life with her was special. She will always be in our hearts. She was a good friend to Barbara and I. Melissa, be strong and take care of your son Cooper. Joan…we will miss you."

Barbara Walters "No one loved life, laughter, and a good time more than Joan. We would have dinner and laugh and gossip and I always left the table smiling. She was a brassy, often outrageous, and hilarious performer who made millions laugh. In private, she was the picture of elegance and class. I will miss her."

Miss Piggy: "Moi is deeply saddened by the passing of my friend and fellow legend, Joan Rivers. From our first appearance together as battling make-up counter girls in "The Muppets Take Manhattan" to our recent appearances together on QVC (Joan called it "The Thrilla in Manolos"), we were always two of a kind. I will miss her. Can we talk? You bet we can, Joan! Forever and ever!"

Kathy Griffin: A legend, a friend, a mentor, an icon, and wildly funny. One of a kind. RIP #JoanRivers @joan_rivers

Piers Morgan: Unapologetically offensive, kind, tough, complicated, irrepressible, supremely energetic...and above all, bloody funny. RIP Joan Rivers.

Leah Remini: Rest In Peace Joan Rivers. thoughts and prayers to her family and those who knew her. She was one of a kind. She will be missed

Larry King: .@Joan_Rivers was a dear & wonderful friend who I've known for 45yrs. Great guest, pal, comedian & mother. We will never see her likes again

Tara Reid: I am absolutely heartbroken and devastated about @Joan_Rivers I loved her! She was my friend and a beautiful amazing person #RIPJoanRivers

Jason Priestley: RIP Joan Rivers... You were one of the greatest... We will miss you making us laugh by always saying what we were afraid to...

Whoopi Goldberg: “My friend Joan Rivers has passed away once again to quote Billy Crystal. There are no words. Bon Voyage Joan.”

Ellen DeGeneres said: “Joan Rivers will always be a pioneer. She paved the way for a lot of comedians. I’m very sad she’s gone.”

Ricky Gervais Tweeted: “RIP the mighty Joan Rivers. Funny & fearless. Truly one of a kind.”

Samuel L. Jackson: Love Her or Hate Her, we're gonna Miss JOAN RIVERS! I always Respected her go for broke humor. One of a kind.R.I.P.

Seth Rogen: Terrible news about Joan Rivers. I was lucky enough to meet her a few months ago. She was still as comedically relevant as anyone.

Sarah Silverman: My heart is torn in half. She wasn't done. #Joan http://www.whosay.com/l/lbv9a7m

Jenny McCarthy: RIP to the funniest, most hardworking lady in the biz. You will be missed @Joan_Rivers!

Donald J. Trump: Joan Rivers @Joan_Rivers was an amazing woman and a great friend. Her energy and talent were boundless. She will be greatly missed.





Scarlett Johansson is officially a mama! The actress and her fiance, French journalist Romain Dauriac, welcomed a daughter named Rose on Thursday. (Apparently, some celebrities are capable of picking baby names that won't lead to bulling on the playground.) The AP reports that "mother and daughter are doing well." Here's hoping that the 29-year-old actress' little girl takes after her in the looks department.



Ariana Grande capped off a busy week of promotional work by delivering a pitch-perfect performance of the National Anthem at last night’s NFL opener between the Seattle Seahawks and the Green Bay Packers. Billboard reports that the singer took the field before the game wearing a bedazzled Seahawks jersey and something you might not expect from the fashionista: a pair of jeans. She went on to belt out the hard-to-sing anthem like it was nothing. Prior to Grande’s performance, Soundgarden and Pharrell played a free concert for fans outside the stadium. 


FRIDAY, SEPT 5

Stand Up to Cancer on multiple networks (At the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles, stars support research into the disease; scheduled performers include The Who, Jennifer Hudson, Lupe Fiasco, Common, Ariana Grande and Dave Matthews Band)

Saving Dr. Brantly: The Inside Story of a Medical Miracle on NBC (Ebola survivor Dr. Kent Brantly; interviews with Brantly's doctors and his wife, Amber; the isolation room where Brantly was treated)

E! from fashion week (A look inside New York's 2014 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week; experts discuss the best and worst fashions and provide a full recap of all the runway action)

WWE Friday Night SmackDown! on SyFy (Starring John Cena, Triple H, The Wyatts, Chris Jericho, Big Show, Mark Henry & Roman Reigns)

David Letterman: Tina Fey, Kevin Drew, Moody McCarthy

Jimmy Fallon: Claire Danes, Mo'ne Davis, Fences featuring Macklemore

Jimmy Kimmel: Terry Bradshaw, Trailer Park Boys Mike Smith, John Paul Tremblay & Robb Wells, the Kooks

Craig Ferguson: Seth Green, Lynette Rice

Seth Meyers: Stephen Colbert, Amy Sedaris, Matthew Berry (R 9/2/14)

Carson Daly: Brett Gelman, Sir Sly, Skaters (R 4/23/14)
 

SATURDAY, SEPT 6

NASCAR Sprint Cup: Federated Auto Parts 400 on ABC (Entering the regular-season finale, Tony Stewart, Ryan Newman and Clint Bowyer attempt to clinch a position in the Chase. From Richmond International Raceway in Richmond, VA)

College Football ... Michigan at Notre Dame on NBC (Longtime rivals Michigan and Notre Dame each want a victory in the last scheduled meeting between the national powerhouses. Both teams notched easy wins against Week 1 opponents)

College Football ... Michigan State at Oregon on Fox (The 1-0, 7th ranked Spartans and senior wide receiver Tony Lippett travel to Eugene, Ore. to take on the 1-0, 3rd ranked Ducks and junior quarterback Marcus Mariota)

HBO New Movie of the Week: 12 Years a Slave .... Starring: Chiwetel Ejiofor, Michael Fassbender, Benedict Cumberbatch, Paul Dano, Garret Dillahunt. In the pre-Civil War United States, Solomon Northup, a free black man of Saratoga Springs, N.Y., is kidnapped and sold into slavery to a malevolent owner in the South. Based on the book by Solomon Northup.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7

Big Brother on CBS (The two new heads of households move into their rooms and nominate two house guests for elimination; battle of the block competition)

NFL Sunday Night Football on NBC (Indianapolis Colts at Denver Broncos)

Utopia on Fox (Series Premiere .. Fifteen pioneering Americans move to a remote location where they begin the process of creating their own civilization from scratch)

Total Divas on E! (Nikki plans for a future without boyfriend John Cena; Eva's life is turned upside down when she must choose between family and her husband)

The Strain on FX (Eph learns that Kelly is missing; Dutch reveals her role in Palmer's plan; Gus is forced to make a difficult decision about Felix)

Boardwalk Empire on HBO (Nucky reminisces about catching the Commodore's eye; Nucky joins Sally Wheet in Cuba; Margaret finds herself in the hot seat; Chalky tries to extricate himself from a difficult situation; Lucky Luciano sets a bold plan in motion)

The Leftovers on HBO (An unexpected ally helps Kevin; Mapleton is plunged into chaos by the Guilty Remnant's elaborate Memorial Day initiative; Holy Wayne grants a final wish; Tom copes with his new reality; Nora makes a decision)


 
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