(NORTH POLE) Less than 3 weeks away from Christmas and still 40% of us have not yet started shopping for gifts. You can bet that the vast majority of them are dudes.

A new survey shows that 59% of Americans have gotten into the Christmas spirit and started to shop for gifts. Astonishingly enough, 15% claim they are completely finished shopping and wrapping their gifts.
 

Top Ten Worst Christmas and Santa Claus Jokes of All Time from Irish Central

Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A: A Christmas Quacker!

Q: What's the most popular Christmas wine?
A: 'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'

Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinsilitis!

Q: Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
A: He's a fungi to be with.

Q: What is Santa's favorite pizza?
A: One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A: Santapplause!

Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Santa
Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.

Q: Why was Santa Claus’ help so down?
A: Because he had low elf-esteem.